🧊🥶 Cold Foreskin 🍌🐢

I've come to rid this place of what sin it has...

Disturbing degeneracy is common.

I see individuals on this site engaging in "fandom", sickening.

I'm a stoic.

What does that mean? It means I like to make money.

I don't play games, I don't watch movies, TV shows, or do DRUGS.

I'm a man of god, and like I said earlier: God doesn't play games.

4 hours of sleep last night... 💰☭🗽🎩

Hypnagogic visions of a People's Stock Market...

A place where everyone is their own millionaire... Outer Heaven.

God gave us both... 💸🌿

Join me on the battle... FIELD.

OH YOU KNOW I'M STILL GUZZLING ON MY GREEN SPUNK!!!!

COOLING WITH MY YOUNGINS NOW IN ANCHORAGE, ALASKA.

I WON NOFAP.

Already answered.

Also, also, also, for the uninitiated:

Ensure proper technique. I also use baby powder and a soft cloth. I also recommend creating a good jelq sesh playlist if you're struggling.

Related:

Got some tinctures ready with the turkey baster and everything!

It'll be a hard sell, but I'm hoping my customers will see the superiority of intrarectal THC.

Babylon, parents, work, society, grocery store, gas station, apartment complex, FDA, DEA, these are all institutions designed to break you.

I am a hero. A righteous paladin of freedom. I shed. Yes, I shed my skin like a fucking snake. Everyday I wake up a new, more refined, and more preeminent version of myself.

Every bitcoin gained is more power. Every teenager I sell cannabis products to is more power. Power. I'm more powerful than anyone else I know. They failed to rob me. I rob them of their endocannabinoids.

I move like a snake, too. Slithering up and down the NASDAQ, in a heterosexual kind of way. Never had a gay thought in my life, alright? Let's just move on from this topic.

Gambling thousands away on penny stocks... But it's logical. It makes sense. Everything makes sense. It's investments, and a lot of it comes from deep reflection. Some of it comes from staying up for four days straight watching The Wire, on HBO.

Honestly, your heroism has brought me to tears.

Methylnaltrexone. I be basterin' this shit up my ass on the daily!

Like I said previously, I was raised by GENIUSES!!

No, divine punishment for a treacherous demon.

Sam Bankman-Fried ---> Sam BANK(man) (bringing home the BANK) ---> BANK-man-FRIED (The bank is fried, no longer functional.)

See? All in the name. Why do you think Dante called it "Divine Comedy"?

I mean if both parties agree, make it a party! You know what I mean?

But, FOR REAL: Mixed feelings.

I think you can absorb about 25% of another individual's power through ethical consumption, y'know?

I've been sending fanmail for Jesus... Maybe like 8 years at this point? (To the Ventrue Prince, Elon Musk.)

And OH GOLLY GEE, if I could just eat a little bit of his brain, I know I would be a BUSINESS MAGNATE.

But at the same time, I respect the man, bury him in full, but hey his kids fucking HATE him. So maybe they'll just give me his body, y'know?

I watched the famous HBO series "The Wire" twice in a row, back-to-back, and did not sleep a single hour.

Been a long time coming folks.

I have a problematic relationship with pornography of the rabbit from Zootopia.