Thought this would be a good starter for this little AU.

Kris's ominous spot is in a corner in the game ready to shoot the expert that appears in the episode.

Sources from Adam Ruins Everything: https://www.trutv.com/shows/adam-ruins-everything/articles/adam-ruins-games

JUST REVEALED: Your favorite MultiVersus characters are heading to the arena of ice for a head-to-head competition between the Colorado Avalanche and Vegas Golden Knights!

Sal Vulcano x reader

⚠️smut⚠️

As you stir awake, you're wrapped in Sal's arms. He's still asleep, you lay for a while with your head on his chest just listening to him softly snore. You peel yourself away, getting out of bed you head to the bathroom.

Today is your 5 year Wedding Anniversary with Sal, You both were working today but had plans to go for dinner in the evening.

You jump in the shower and stand under the warm water which helps your aching muscles from the gym yesterday. A large pair of hands are placed on your waist and you jump a little not hearing Sal come into the bathroom. You smile as he begins to kiss your neck, his body pressed against your back.

"Happy Anniversary Mr Vulcano"

"Happy Anniversary Mrs Vulcano, I love you". Sal pushes your forward and your hands land on the wall, before you could protest he pushes his hard dick into you earning a surprised moan.

Sal grabs a fist of your long brown hair tugging slightly as he thrusts his hips against you.

The sound of your wet bodies slapping together has you turned on even more.

"Fuck, Sal i'm gonna come!"

Sal lets go of your hair and grabs your waist digging his nails in as he pounds into you.

"Fuck i'm gonna cum!".

Your screams echo in the shower as you cum, tightening around Sal. He throws his head back moaning as you do so.

Just as Sal's about to cum he hears someone shouting his name. He stills inside you and listens again, you bite your lip as you come around him again due to how deep he is.

"Sally!!!"

"Sal!"

"Salvatore!!"

Sal drops his head realising who's at the house, he pulls out of you and grabs a towel before heading to the bathroom door and opening it just a smidge.

"Guys?! What are you doing!"

Q,Joe and Murr come upstairs with the camera crew following them.

"Good morning! We're coming to take you to your punishment" Joe grins.

"Really?! C'mon man it's my anniversary!"

"Let's go be dry and dressed in 10 mins!" Murr says before the men head downstairs.

Sal closes the door and puts his head against it, You grab your towel and kiss Sal's shoulder. He softly smiles at you.

"I'm sorry I never knew they were coming"

"It's ok Sal, the sooner you get to work the sooner you'll be back and we can finish what we started". You give him a soft kiss before getting dried and dressed for work.

A couple of hours later - Sal's POV

My punishment was to be a horrible judge on a kids talent show, it was tough but i'm glad it was over.

I get a call whilst at work from an unknown caller, hesitant I answer.

"Hello?"

"Hi, Is that Mr Vulcano?"

"Yes it is, speaking?"

"Hi, i'm Jodie calling from Staten Island Univerity Hospital. It's regarding your wife. Earlier today she was brought in because she collapsed at work, I was calling to inform you."

"What?! I'll be right there!". Sal ends the call grabbing his jacket and car keys before racing across the city to get to you.

Running into the ER, Sal asks the receptionist where you are. She sends him to the room where you are.

Sal bursts in the room, you jump at the abrupt entrance.

"Baby! Are you ok? God why did nobody call sooner?!"

"Sal i'm ok, I didn't want to bother you at work". You say, Sal wraps his arms around you and you stroke his hair.

Sal sits on the edge of your bed.

"What happened?"

"I'm not sure I was fine then I blacked out and woke up here, the doctor has taken blood to see if they can see why I collapsed."

Doctor Young knocks on the door before coming in, she shakes Sal's hand and tells him she's a big fan before she opens the medical history folder.

"Ok, we took your blood Mrs Vulcano. Everything looked good apart from your Iron levels are a bit low due to your pregnancy but we'll prescribe you with some Iron tablets, the best thing to do is take a few days to recover and you'll be right as rain in no time"

I look at the doctor in shock, Sal had the same expression on his face.

"Pregnancy?" I ask.

"Yes, your results show you're roughly around 16 weeks pregnant. You weren't aware?"

I shake my head as a tear falls from my eyes. We have been trying for years to have a baby but we never had any luck so we stopped trying.

Sal places his hand on mine, his face stained with tears.

"Oh, in that case i'll get you sent for a scan straight away!". Doctor Young leaves the room and I start to sob.

Sal wraps his arms around you tightly, his own tears wetting your tshirt at the back.

...THE Impractical Joker