#salvulcano

I had the BEST 5 days of my life on the Impractical Jokers Cruise! 🚢🌊

I met all the Jokers!! 🃏

Sal was so so polite and thanked me for coming on three seperate occasions! I also made him laugh during our photo outside on the deck before departing from Nassau because I asked if he would take the photo so I could stop my dress from blowing up in the wind! 🫶🏻

Q help his arms open for me and gave me the best hug ever! He was interested in my thick Scottish accent asking where I travelled from and if it was my first cruise! He also thanked me for coming 🥹

Murr was the most accessible Joker, I seen him every day around the boat and he was so lovely and happy to take photos! I never got a selfie with him but tried to on the last night at the party and he had other plans trying drown me in Champagne 😂

Let me catch you up:

Hanging out with your older brother Sal, had always been one of your favorite things. But, hanging out with his friends... well, that was even better. Joe, Murr, Q, and Sal, were all about 8 years older than you, so, as if goes, you were ‘little sis’ to all of them. But, the only person you didn’t want to be little sis to... was Q. You couldn’t deny, you had a crush on him since you met him the day Sal brought him over. You so badly wanted to make a move in him. But, your brother, and tough attitude probably didn’t help.

[Today]

“Sal, you do realize you’re asking me to come to to New Jersey with you guys, right?” You said as you hoisted yourself onto his kitchen counter. It wasn’t often he’d let you go on tour with them.

“Yeah, yes, Y/N, of course I realize that. And, I want you to come hang out with us! There’s no use in having you stay at home, all alone, all December, so, i wanna take you with us.” He throws his arms up and leans against the counter opposite of you. You say in the silence pondering your thoughts, wondering if maybe this could be the chance to get close to Q. “So...?” Sal pushed the idea.

“Fine, Sal, yes. I’ll go” you sighed defeated.

“Yes!” He pumped a fist. “Best little sis ever!!” He hugged you.

“You’re ONLY little sis, dumbo” you giggled as you hugged him back.

“Yeah, yeah, plane leaves tomorrow at 8:00 a.m.” he says letting go. You nodded. “But, seriously Y/N, you’re the coolest.” He says.

{Time Skip~ the next day @ 6:45}

As you walked sleepily into the airport, you and Sal met the other guys.

“Hey, Y/N” Murr have you a hug and a kiss on the cheek. You returned both and turned to Joe.

“Holy shit, Y/N, you look like the living dead” he says with a slight chuckle and gives you a hug and a kiss on the cheek.

“Yeah, whatever, Joe. Shut up” you said as he laughed. You looked for Q, but, you didn’t see him anywhere.

“Hey Murr” you tapped his shoulder.

“Hmm? Oh, yeah, Y/N. Whats up?” He said as he snapped his attention away from space and at you.

“Q?” You said simply.

“Oh, he left to get you a coffee, he figured you’d be tired.” He says.

“Oh, okie. Thanks” you muttered. You casually layer your head on his shoulder as you felt yourself falling asleep. Moments later, you felt two big arms hug you from behind.

“Hey you!” He says excited handing you a coffee.

“Hi. Thank you” you took the cup and took a long slurp of your coffee.

“So, Sal says that you’re sitting with me on the plane. True?” He asks, taking a sip of his coffee. You nodded. “Mmkay” he says.

{Time skip~ end of the flight/ almost landing}

The one thing that you loved about flying was looking out the window as you landed. Excitedly, you clambered over Q, unaware of how close your hands were to the one spot he’d want you to touch. He smiled at how cute you looked when you were excited.

“What?” You said, as you took a glance at him.

“I just love how excited you get whenever we’re about to land, it’s cute.” He says, smiling. You blushed deeply, hoping he didn’t see.

As you got off the plane, you hopped into a Taxi. Sitting on Sal and Joes lap in an odd way you rode to the hotel. As Sal, checked in you saw Q sitting alone at a table. It was about a 6 hour flight. So, it was already about 3 (includes baggage, the ride, everything), too late to start filming.

“Hey you” you said as you say on the arm of his chair.

“Hey” he says, looking up at you.

“D’you know where we’re all sleeping?” You ask, you wanted to know the sleeping arrangements.

“Yeah. Joe says it’s Sal and Murr, Me and Joe and then you have your own room. But, Sal says you can sleep in his bed, he’ll switch with Murr, and Murray can sleep alone.” He says.

“Oh, okay, cool. Thanks.” You Said, you opened your mouth to say something else but, you stopped when you heard your name.

“Y/N! Y/N, come here for a second” Sal called. You hopped off the chair, and dashed over to Sal.

{Time Skip~ 2:00 am}

You had gotten up because you were freezing cold. You already 2 blankets, but you still cold. You got out of bed, and left yours and Sals room. He ended up making Murr sleep alone. You softly padded your way over to Q and Joe’s room. As you approached the door, it opened to reveal a sleepy Joe.

“Oh, hey Y/N” he whispered. “You coming to steal warmth?” He smirked.

“Yeah, it’s kinda weird sleeping with my brother. Can I come lay with you, or something?” You asked sweetly. Joe had been one of more father figure to you. You had no problem sleeping next to him. After all, you’d done it before.

“Sorry, Y/N, I’m actually heading out to McDonald’s... I’m hungry.” He says. “I want a McFlurry” he stated.

“Oh, ok” you said saddened.

“But, Qs in there...I’ve noticed you making some googly eyes at him, and he likes you. Go cuddle with him.” He mentioned. You shrug and enter the the room. Turning to give Joe a wave, before he left. He smiled and shut the door. You walked quickly and quietly over to the sleeping man. You lightly lifted the covers and got into the bed.

“I was wondering how long it’d take you to finally get your ass over here” he mumbled as you nuzzled your face into his chest.

“It’s cold” was all you said in return.

“Then, curl in closer, babs” he says as he pulls your waist closer to his. You felt his d*ck against your leg as your intertwined your legs with his.

“Mmmm, i love you, Brian” you say spontaneously not caring about what he’d say. His arms wrap around you even more as he draws you closer.

If you’re a fan of the Impractical Jokers television series, you’ll certainly like the film but If you pay to see this in the theater, you’re a sucker. The biggest joke here is the title. There’s nothing “movie” about Impractical Jokers: The Movie.

As teens, Brian “Q” Quinn, Joe Gatto, James “Murr” Murray, and Sal Vulcano snuck into a Paula Abdul concert, turned it into a riot and in the process, came up with the idea for their show. Today, Paula has become a fan and invites them to her concert in Miami but only gives them three tickets. To decide who will miss out, the friends compete in a series of hidden-camera challenges on the way to the show.

The film begins with a flashback that starts you off laughing. The attempt to make The Tenderloins look like high-schoolers is so deliberately bad it’s hilarious. Once on the road, several gags had me in stitches. What works in the show works here. First, you’re laughing at the passersby’s reactions. Then, you laugh at the jokers themselves. You can tell the guys have been at this for a while and know exactly how to push each others’ buttons. Several of the skits are innovative and memorable. Even if, like me, you’ve never seen even a single episode of the show, you’ll be laughing long and hard.

And yet… the film disappoints. At the end of the day, this is not a movie. The story is garbage, barely more than an afterthought. While most of the challenges feel genuine, the wraparound is never convincing or all that funny. It’s poorly written and predictable. Not helping are the Tenderloins, who are horrendous actors. You wish you could annihilate the Paula Abdul story but then, all you’d be left with is an elongated episode of the show and that, you can see “for free” at home.

This movie isn’t doing anything the show hasn't done already. It's rated PG-13 so it’s not like they’re upping the ante - not really - by performing death-defying, risqué or shocking skits. While watching, you develop a new appreciation for the Jackass films. Those cranked up the insanity to a level you would’ve never been able to get away with on the small screen. This may be smarter but it’s safer too, which is a big mark against it.

I can’t be too hard on Impractical Jokers: The Movie. I was bordering on tears more than once and that’s worth a lot. Worth the price of a movie ticket though? Absolutely not. No boundaries are pushed so nothing will prevent this film from being shown on TV in a couple of months. It won't win the series any new fans despite the numerous laughs because of the price, which means it’s for those who are already part of the club. For them, it’s worth seeing - at home. (Theatrical version on the big screen, March 2, 2020)

Brian Quinn GIF’s (Part something)

Have some more gifs because...why not? ENJOY SOME Q TODAY!!! 

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