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Holy shit, here’s my face.
This hotel is AWESOME.
This bathroom. My dear I would marry this bathroom.
Off to the bar I go.
The kid will want dinner eventually so I’m going to the hotel bar till then.
Hit me up if you’re in Nashville and wanna grab a drink later.
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Well Ryan and Chrysti kinda choose the wrong time for this trip. The weather in Paris and that part in Austria where they currently stay is not very welcoming lol. But i guess if they go for some lame spa days it is ok. Maybe they have more luck in Greece if that is on their list as well. I guess we will see, because i expect more annoying photos….but i like the fact that the weather is like their relationship: FICKLE
Lol. I wonder where they are going next.
This is just the first day of the four days!!!
So it’s gonna be like that, huh?
Christmas music
The one thing that I was subjected to this morning at the cafe was Christmas music. I motherfucking hate Christmas music!!! Yeah it might seem nice but it is not for me. It reminds me of airports and the TSA and 9/11. You see.... one Christmas we were returning from a lame vacation and my father hid my mothers purse on the plane and told me to find the fucking thing and I was tanned had a Koran in my hand and I saws cursing and swear at the top of my lunges ran around like chick with its Fucking head cut off and got arrested for terrorism and air piracy and attempt to hijack an air craft. My mother had to talk my way out of the big pile of dog shit that go my self into. Meanwhile my father was laughing is fucking ass of thinking it was hilarious. When I returned to my seat I found the fucking purse under my fucking seat just under the life vest. My dad laughed even more. I was never so pissed in my life. That night I loss respect for my father and a deep loathing of anything Christmas. So when I was at the fucking cafe I was pulling my fucking hair out and cussing under my breath thank fucking God that I didn’t get fired. No I have the motherfucker of a headache.
We'll take the red car, he said. It'll be fine, he said. Nope. Low and behold, the family curse of a dysfunctional red (why???) car holds steady, even after 15 years. This money pit of a car suffered severe engine trouble and now we're stuck in Kentucky until AAA comes to save our sorry asses and drag us to the nearest car repair shop...which is 25 miles away.
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No Rest for the Soggy...
The boss and I have been working from her place in Florida for the last week and a half.
For a break, she decided that we should go down to the keys for a couple of days, since I had never been.
The morning of the trip, before we left I ran into the edge of a door and dented my forehead...no ice in the house, so I ended up walking around with a frozen chicken breast as an ice pack...
While in the keys, I ate something that set off my BP and triggered a migraine.
When we got back to the house, I just wanted to collapse into bed, as by this time, I feel like a dead battery that has been ran over by a truck…
I proceed with my plan…only to discover that while we were gone…the roof leaked…my bed was a soggy mess...
I am now sleeping on the daybed in the office...
Been stuck in Maryland for 2 hours.
Send help! I just wanna get home 😭
fun fact: we left for vacation yesterday and so far
the water jug we were going to use for the cats exploded and got water everywhere including leakage into the basement
almost got struck by lightning (ok that was kinda cool)
cousin’s dog peed on my bed this morning
phone fell out of my pocket and now the screen is 100% demolished
alice (the dog) got sick
mom fell down the steps our FIRST NIGHT at the cottage and broke her leg in three places
don’t dare try to tell me bad luck isn’t a bad thing
