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Deviants

The Official Handbook Of The Marvel Universe #03 (1983)

Season 3 spoilers and content warnings apply

To the tune of Frozen's "Do You Wanna Build a Snowman?"

Rosie (spoken, hesitant): Uh, hi.

(Happy background music starts)

Rosie (sung, excited):

Do you wanna be my new friends?

A riot, this Crew'll be!

Odd druid, awkward demon nerd,

A guard, a sorceress, 

And loveable rogue, me!

We'll get to know each other

Along the way.

And solve Belling's mystery!

Do you wanna be my new friends?

What a Crew, they are, my new friends!

Zara (spoken, annoyed):

Not your *friend*, nursery teacher.

Rosie (sung, slightly less peppy than before):

Guess we'll see.

(Upbeat musical interlude)

Rosie (sung, excited as beginning):

On the road now with my new friends!

The Inn follows as we go!

When Knowles discovered my part in the plan,

Really was not a fan, I wish they didn't know!

Knowles (spoken, shocked):

She's a *what*?

Rosie (sung, cheery):

Fights and friendly animals.

Chasing wizards off.

Being the best team that we can be! 

(Dramatic musical interlude mixed with Gray One laughter, fading away gradually)

Rosie (spoken, shaky and scared): 

Castor? 

Rosie (sung, quiet, afraid but determined)

I’m so glad you were still in there. 

I was so scared I'd lose my friend. 

You say to leave you, but that we won’t do. 

We are all here for you 

Until the end. 

We might not make it through this, 

But we have to try 

To free you and save the town. 

Here we go then, Crew friends. . . . 

The Gang and The Crew Valentines

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