@boomballoonmachine ballsack gate what? sounds pretty weird, kid. listen. me and your mom have been talking. we think you should play a real game. you like space? course you do. got just the thing for ya.
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@boomballoonmachine ballsack gate what? sounds pretty weird, kid. listen. me and your mom have been talking. we think you should play a real game. you like space? course you do. got just the thing for ya.

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everyone's like "Starfield is just space Skyrim" "Starfield is Skyrim with guns" "damn Todd you just repackaged Skyrim huh"
you're all fools. buffoons, even. Starfield is Oblivion in space. with guns.
certified bethesda moment
Skyrim Adventures, 2023:
1) The Nord children Sond and Bottar are randomly on the road, to sell me Dwemer cogs and show me the location of Deep Folk Crossing. Except they never have, because we inevitably get attacked by spriggans and wolves on the way there and they flee in terror.
Understandable, because this is in the Druadach Mountains, on the northwestern border of Skyrim and High Rock.
What in the hell are these children doing out here?
This would be like if you were winter hiking in the Rockies, and two 11 year olds in hoodies showed up on the trail and offered to show you a cool Native rock shelter they found. And it's the 1870s. Like the last thing you'd do is agree to follow them. Because if they aren't supernatural or pulling some very elaborate and expensive scam, you need to give them blankets and get them down the mountain, asap.
What are you doing, Todd? Did you delete another city or something? These kids are the equivalent of 40 miles from civilization, in the middle of an area currently being fought over by rich settler families and brutal Native militias. Where are their parents?
2) Then I saw a lo-poly fir tree hovering 4 feet off the ground, in the middle of an otherwise normal mountainside forest. And I could walk through it. Which means this is a stand-in test tree Todd forgot to delete.
3) Goddamn it, Todd.
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battery city newscaster todd headcanons (dont know who he is? scroll back on my blog):
- is an unpaid intern who’s been working there longer than most of the paid staff
- too awkward to ask writer sharon to stop microwaving fish in the office
- collects something. skulls or something. maybe rocks. he just looks like he would have a freak hobby like that.
- ‘are you a droid?’ no sharon im just neurodivergent and could you maybe please stop micro... you know what? Nevermind
- slightly afraid of his boss that smiles too wide too long but it’s ok. it’s ok. it’s definitely ok.
- number 1 newscaster mug
Hi I'm todd Howard and I'm looking for a sugar baby to take care of their needs, rents and pay their weekly allowance of $50,000, Dm if interested ...
you heard it here first todd swings both ways