#titanfall

despite the fact that titanfall 2 is a beautiful fps game (i will take no slander fight me), it just is SOOOO close yet SO FAR when it comes to its mechsploitability (? idk a word for having mechsplo themes).

because what do you mean you can move like a hound on a fuck ton of stims, run on walls, use a grapple, and mow down grunts and pilots alike while dancing on the razor edge of death, but you're a normal guy/gal... why tf cant titan gameplay feel like pilot gameplay sometimes.

and also you got your Standard Dystopian Sci-fi (tm) setting, ft. Evil Corporation and Generic Resistance Fighters, along with neural links, bigass mechs with bigass guns, and plenty of other fucked up tech.

and DONT GET ME STARTED on all the women (and feminine AI) telling you what to do that the game has. Gates, Ash, Briggs, and the AI voices for Monarch, Tone, Ion, and Northstar. Look, the mommy Gates/Ash memes have an origin, SO WHY CANT THEY GET FREAKY WITH IT?