#tipsy asks

I haven’t taken an actual selfie of myself in over a month.

So here’s a pic of me not edit drunk with my pain patch

I hope this is appropriate for your level of tipsiness lmao

Hi, bestie lmao <3

LOOK. Yes.

People love overanalyzing others on this app, unfortunately.

At the end of the day, yes I think serial killing & genocide are hot & sexy & things that everyone should do <3 If you're not abusing everyone around you & killing innocents why bother? Step up.

Sorry, okay.

Um. I kept typing up essays in response to this but they weren't coherent so I deleted them lol

Yeah people take it a little too far but also fiction & reality ARE separate & the question "does fiction affect reality?" IS complicated but ultimately the answer (in my opinion) is....a resounding...."no"....so....ya know.

It's a complicated discussion but it's also....not...

Does it matter if my fictional fave cartoon character attempted genocide?

Like...the ultimate answer is "no it doesn't matter in the real world" so...

What’s your favorite inanimate object?

RED SILK RED SILK RED SILK

Who had the best response to being interviewed by Chauncey?

I answered this before and I think I said Frenchie claiming not to speak English, but Black Pete saying he didn't know there was piracy happening makes me laugh every time.

What the fuck is Izzy’s problem? Is it/should it be fixable?

I mean, it's toxic masculinity, right? Combined with UST? I feel like this show has such a way that I can imagine that they'll figure it out. As a fic author, this is part of why he's constantly spinning in my head like a goddamn fucking rotisserie chicken: I don't know what to do with him. I don't think there's an easy way out, and I'm not at all sure I'm smart or thoughtful enough to find it on my own. (I'm toying with a kind of out there idea, we'll see if it goes anywhere.) I hesitate to say that it's completely unfixable (my fellow fans of The Adventure Zone may be put somewhat in mind of John the Hunger here) but it's a hell of a puzzle, both as a symbol of larger society and for this guy in particular.

What’s your number one wish for season 2 (besides happening at all or couples being reunited)?

This is kind of abstract, but I want to see some kind of symbolic something something that unites some of the symbolism that already exists, that comes to stand for Ed and Stede together. I want this because I want a tattoo but neither the lighthouse nor the kraken quite calls to me, and I have this weird hunch that there will be a synthesis, and THAT is going to be what I want permanently on my body.

That, and Jermaine Clement as a flirty pirate, and/or Beard Stede. But in generally I trust the team to do amazing things. (OBVIOUSLY Lucius has to be alive, that doesn't even count.)

What’s your favorite gag/joke?

Heyo Sweetie!! 💕

Honestly it's so cute that y'all are so exited for the Girls Night ToDs! 👀💖

To your ask: Yep, the requests are still open (as long the Post is online and not deleted/I've not told you explicitly that the asks are closed, I'll take asks ;D)

So if you have an Idea, feel free to drop them in my inbox! 💗 I will work myself through them and I hope it wouldn't take a whole enternity again... I'm slow... y'all know that xD

Hi there nice lil ghost!!♡ well well

I think Draco could drink A LOT before getting drunk because he's a Pureblood and there are MANNERS you drink alcohol at your meals but only really expensive wine and digestives. Lucius would be like : You're 5 now you will start taste it to strengthen your body

Poor 5 yo Draco would be so SICK but then he'd get used to it so damn well because well he needs to drink during Death Eaters night shenanigans without losing control etc etc