Is it wrong to date a guy from an enemy faction when your country doesnāt exist anymore? Asking for a friend
A kaebedo au in which kaeya lives in a spy drama and albedo in a sitcom
Note: Minor spoilers for some lore from Pernhari lore books
Given what we now know about how the crimson moon dynasty came before the eclipse dynasty and was more focused on alchemy, i would like to submit a theory that albedo is from the crimson moon faction
His master rhinedottr is famous for her alchemy after all, and he followed in her footsteps.
Not that these factions mean much to albedo, kāhanriah is long gone, and there is so much more in the world to discover
But Kaeya! Kaeya was sent as a spy by the kāhanrians who havenāt given up yet, they still have hope and cling to old traditions.
They served the dynasty of eclipse, of course the differences between crimson moon and exclipse matter to them
Especially if i go out on a limb and theorize the crimson moon had something to do with the fall of kāhanriah. Like a revolt or political infighting. Side eyes āthe exclipse was swallowed by the crimson moonā
So it makes sense why neither kaeya nor albedo were aware that theyād meet another kāhanrian in mondstat, much less another captain in the knights
Kaeya spends a day in agony, fully expecting albedo to jump him and make kaeya follow some new āmissionā or something
That is until albedo mentions alchemy, specifically kemia. The pride of the crimson moonās alchemists.
Combined with albedoās seeming lack of knowledge as to who kaeya is, this can only mean one thing.
Albedo isnāt a spy from eclipse here to get Kaeya back on track. Heās a spy from crimson moon here to do the same thing as kaeya!
Naturally kaeya canāt let an enemy spy get to close to mondstat! Especially since they might not be friendly like him!
Plus heās grown up on stories that blame the crimson moon for kāhanriahās fall. (Also the gods and abyss, but come on, we all know the rival political faction was the real enemy here) he does not want that to happen to mondstat
So kaeya decides to get close to albedo, feel him out and see what his intentions are, and dispose of him if he needs to.
Unfortunately for him, a wrench is thrown in his plans in the form of Klee. Sweet, loveable klee who adores her big brother albedo so much, and would definitely cry if he were to suddenly vanish, and he just couldnāt do that ot her (also there is an all powerful witch who will definitely destroy mondstat if they make her precious daughter cry)
Now kaeya must find other ways to handle mondās latest ticking time bomb and figure out his secrets, all while trying to ignore how those eyes make his heart skip a beat (from fear, he lies to himself)
Meanwhile, albedo clocks kaeya as a kāhanrian from the eclipse faction the moment he saw him. Given how it was all over kaeyaās clothes, he thought this was intentional.
And sure, kaeya never talks about his homeland, or his people before mondstat, but given everything that went down its probably a sore spot. No one else brings it up ir comments on his heritage so albedo just assumes everyone knows and no one talks about it out of respect for kaeya, and some other illusive social cue.
So when kaeya starts getting close to albedo, with his signature flirty moves, albedo does not think this has anything to do with crimson moon vs eclipse. He thinks this is just kaeya trying to get to know the new captain
Maybe heās curious about alchemy?
So he shows off a few cool potions to a wide eyes kaeya
Kaeya internally: is this a threat?
Albedo internally: i am winning at social interaction š
Albedo figured kaeya would get bored of him soon enough, when he realized that albedoās job of alchemy is a lot more math and a lot less cool explosions.
But when kaeya sticks around, asking questions about albedoās past, befriending klee, expressing curiousity in what exactly his potions can be used for, albedo starts to get suspicious
Itās not the alchemy itself. Albedo offered to teach kaeya some small potions and kaeya all but leapt away in his haste to refuse (those childhood stories of ātouch alchemy and u dieā realy stuck with him)
So he goes to sucrose and timeaus and asks them.
Sucrose is equally baffled, wonders if maybe kaeya just really likes chopping up ingredients
Albedo: hmm. He does do it everytime i askā¦
Timeus: oh my archons, kaeya has a crush on you.
Albedo decides to test both theories. He stops letting kaeya cut his ingredients, but that doesnāt deter him. So he checks to see if Kaeya is attracted to him
By silently crowding close to kaeya to hear if his heart speeds up
Kaeya meanwhile, has a stone faced alchemist pushing him into a wall, is absolutely thinking heās about to be murdered (and that itās hot)
Albedo notices the speed up. Ahh so he does like me.
Kaeya: i have to go now! Proceeds to rush out the door.
Albedo is confused. If kaeya likes him, why is he running?
He asks timeus and sucrose. Sucrose offers to stalk him for a while to find out why. Timeus replies that albedo was ātoo forwardā and that people like āto be chasedā
Albedo, chasing kaeya: is this what u want?
Kaeya: oh god heās gonna kill me!
The method that albedo picks to woo Kaeya is to offer him a fancy lunch he cooked, complete with a traditional khanrian delicacy: the spider sandwich.
Kaeya does not enjoy this, his mind running wild trying to figure out what albedo is trying to say to him by feeding him spiders.
Albedo decides he canāt trust Rhinedottrās ideas of ātraditional delicaciesā (who knew her spider sandwich wasnāt normal?)
So he turns to sucrose, who has been stalking kaeya. She proposes a date that she has gathered from her research: take him drinking.
Now if albedo had started with this, it probably would have gonne much easier for him. But after a week of being stalked, chased, and fed spiders, kaeyaās guard is way up.
Heās convinced this is an attempt to get him drunk to get information out of him. Well good luck with that, kaeyaās no light weight, heās certain he can drink albedo under the table, and get him talking instead
Albedo is a but hesitant when kaeya suggests a drinking competition, but goes along with it.
The result is a very drunk albedo cuddling up to kaeya and whispering the periodic table seductively in his ear.
Kaeya was not prepared for that. Not at all. He comes back home thinking that the crimson moon really trains their spies to be good at keeping secrets
Albedo comes back to his home confident at a successful first date
Things continue onward in their will they wonāt they, until one day kaeya wakes up in bed with albedo, in matching pjs, klee sleeping between them, and realizes that seduction was the crimson moons game all along, and he lost.
But oh well, its not like heās really following eclipseās orders anyways. He thinks as he goes back to sleep
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The thing about Atlantis is the the very notion that it is some old Greek Myth like the Trojan War that might contain some truth about it -relies on completely ignoring the context it appears in.-
It's not in Hesiod. Or mentioned in a play by Aeschylus. Or even recorded in a later form by Ovid (who to be fair had his own reasons for telling stories like he did and wasn't just recounting oral tradition, but then neither was Aeschylus). Atlantis is only mentioned on the works of Plato, a philosopher concerned with the true nature of knowledge, the most just regime for the state, and the nature of reality. Normal Philosopher Stuff. He was not a collector of legends, he was an inventor of allegories. And when he recounts the story of Atlantis (twice) it is very clear that this is what he is doing. He introduces it as an illustration of his political ideas, to show his ideal state at war. He sets up a backstory that is basically 'long ago and far away.' And then he yells a story -that we have no other record of-. And Plato does this ALL THE TIME. For instance, on the Symposium we get the comic poet Aristophanes telling and absurd yet heartfelt creation story where human beings used to be four arm, four legged round creatures that rolled everywhere until Zeus chopped us apart, and now we erotically long for our other half. This isn't an old Greek Myth about love. It is a presentation of a certain perspective on the nature of love, or at least what it feels like. Later in the dialog Diotima shares Ancient Egyptian wisdom with Socrates about the desire for the Good, a Nugget of ancient wisdom that just happens to sound like what Socrates says at the end of about 50% of other Platonic dialogs. And these are straightforward examples. The Dialogs are philosophical plays, convoluted dramatizations of the search for truth with multiple layers of unreliable narration and allegory and irony. Nothing in them is meant to be taken literally.
And the story if Atlantis is like this. It comes up in the Timeus when it is posited that in order to understand the perfect city from Plato's previous dialog, the Republic, the people gathered must see the perfect city at war. And that is when the tale is spun of an impossibly ancient Athens that looks a lot like the Republic fighting a hubrisitic empire from beyond the known world. The allegory is clear in the framing.
Anyway it's a shame that people, if they look at these Dialogs at all, will only mine them for 'evidence' of their theories and not read them for themselves and see what they have to say. Taken like this, on their own terms, they are fascinating and infuriating. But then again books are always better when we let them be themselves.
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Timeus is my fav of your OCs because I adore his color palette and design, I mean purple hair is right on man (and he also looks like he could use a hug, I don't know if he'd want one, but he looks like he needs one).
Ahh thank you! Heās had a pretty similar palette since his creation and I just feel like it suits him so well :D (he doesnāt need a hug but he would like one he is a soft boi)
