Happy (early) Halloween Everyone!

Oh good question nonny. Let's go ask him.

Oh ummm.... How embarrassing.

You don't have to answer if you really don't want to.

No no it's a good question...I can't say I haven't thought about it. Maybe when the war is over.... I could adopt, they don't have to be my sparklings to be MY sparklings...

But...Well. I would love my little spark to be a flight frame like me. But there's so few seekers left and I don't want a trine... Soundwave maybe? He's so calm and kind to his minicons.

Yeah soundwave seems like he'd be a great parent. Maybe not to most emotionally available but you know he'd always show up.

Soundwave: superior choice.

Oh gosh he heard me....

I believe you humans call this a 'hot take' but shockwave would also be high on my list. Back on cybertron he was considered quite the catch.

I won' decepticons most eligible bachelor' 4 vorns in a row.

Wow that's... Certainly interesting...

Don't tell the others but uh....miss elita would also one of my dream picks.

Oh really?

She's so strong and confident. I admire her tenacity greatly...

I won't tell anyone don't worry.

At the end of the day, I don't think I'm too fussed on their sire. I would just like a happy healthy sparkling....or a dog. A dog would also be good!

The Human tells me her grand sire recommends a hot whiskey for virtually every ailment. She doesn't drink but if you're as sick we were last month, we really should have given it a go. That being said, you'd think this irn bru stuff was ambrosia from the primes themselves, the way people talk about it.

Alas, there's no hi-grade in the house, beyond some Chinese cooking wine.

Believe me, I've looked.