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The Human has allowed an imposter into our midst. They are sitting in MY spot with MY Human.
Unacceptable.
Starscream, she's working, leave her be.
No no star you should confront her as loudly as possible, go on. Make a real scene. Maybe you should even throw a little tantrum.
Skywarp, stop stirring the pot.
You guys realise you're sitting like, 2 feet away from me right? I can hear you.
Oh.
HUMAN. EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
Explain what?
WHO IS THAT.
Its just one of your clones starscream. Hes for the convention, remember? Some lucky human will adopt him and take him to their nest.
Er...no actually...Iforgot
Oh for primus sake.
Lmao star got jealous of a protoform .
QUIET, BOTH OF YOU!
Im sorry he's like this Miss Human. He was not held enough as a sparkling.
I said s-shut up!
Star you dont need to be jealous of anyone. You're the original and you're the one I kept. Why do you think that is?
I er....i have no idea. I assume you simply possess a unique sight. You could tell i was a superior specimen from the moment you laid eyes on me.
Ha. No thats not it. Good jokes though, scream.
Pity?
Less noise from the comment section, please!
No starscream its because we're friends. Is it so hard to believe i just like having YOU around?
I suppose not...
Well since starscream won't say it, thank you Miss Human. We love you too.
Bleugh. Keep your squishy feelings to yourself TC. I'll purge my tank from all this mushy scrap.
Didn't you just cry because you had to sleep on the shelf and not in the Humans berth last night?
SHSHHSUUUSH SHE MIGHT HEAR YOU!!
Starting to think making more of you lunatics is not a sound idea.
- The Elite Trine and their favorite Human
