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Maybe he was just overanalyzing her like she did to the characters in all those books she loved so much. Maybe she said exactly what she meant and society was conditioning him to think that she would be doing otherwise. Why was it such a treacherous thing to believe that she was exactly who she said she was?
I’ll give you a hint, it starts with ‘B’ and ends in ‘rydie’
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Ha! It's my first post!
So I’ve wanted to do this for a while. Write my autobiography for the world to read. Why? Because I absolutely adore talking about myself. If I could I would just talk about me, myself and I for hours and hours but sadly people grow bored way too easily when the conversation isn’t about them. (Because obviously they like talking about themselves too -_-)
Now normally I would just whine to Facebook but my friends get annoyed at me. And besides, some of the things I want to share do not need to be seen by my mother, who I unfortunately have as a friend. Yes, I’m idiot. No one should be friends with their mom on Facebook. But don’t judge me!
Anyway, I like stories. All the things I do in my life are so I can have a plethora (do you like that word? I is smart) of stories to tell so I seem awesome at cocktail parties. And at this time in my life, at 20 something, I’d like to share my stories with you. I have no followers at the moment but when I do, you’ll read this and go yeah, I’m glad I clicked follow so I can read all her awesome storyness.
You can call me Calliope van Tiel . Yes it’s a fake name. Yes I think it’s awesome. If I’m going to be anonymous I might as well do it in style.
This is my 5th tumblr. I can’t talk name the others since I’m anonymous but ones a fitblr but I’m still overweight :(. Another is a hair tumblr but I hate hair. The third is a nsfw hot porny tumblr where I post all the naughty things that come across my dash that I wish I was doing but don’t cause I’m alone. And the 4th is my basic tumblr. I just post things I like there. And this baby is my: if I was Mindy Kaling, I’d write my book just like this tumblr.
With all the introductions out of the way, come join me on a journey through my day to day, my sex life or lack there-of, and my random memories. It’ll be fun! You’ll love it. If you don’t, I’ll owe you a cookie*! Any flavor!
Oh and I’ll try to write daily but I don’t make promises I can’t keep ;).
K, I luv u, buh bye!
~Calliope The lying, the bitch and the whore-clothed.
*if I had a lawyer this is where she’d tell me to say it is a metaphorical cookie you sue crazy cookie monsters.
