#thesigns

yo yo. soph here. Back at it again with my lit reviews. yo. so. im going to be ranking the zodiak signs. my opinion is the only opinion. suck my nads. which i dont have by the way xd.

1- LEO] Yeah thats right beaach. i run this biz and my sign the best because i am the best and you are not the best. nads.

2- aries] them bitches can fight on god. they got some nasty bloodlust but its kind of hot ngl. would let them stab me on my way back to my appartment.

3- skorpio] chill as fuck. smoked a bowl out of a garfield pipe with them once. tasted like shit but i loved the vibe they brought to the table.

4- pisces] idk ummmmmmm they’re cool i guess. would put them in my inner circle ez. i am overly attached to these people.

5- libruh] nah.

6- cancer] !!!!!!!! owo  -_-  -[0_0]- :P mmmmmmmmm

7- stegosaurus] the best toes. HANDS DOWN. Tasty. SUcculent. Sweaty and salty. god i am so aroused right now.

8- gemini] G for gemini, G for gamer. Will call you n word in roblox and swat your house no questions asked.     they can carry me in valorant tho so they aight.

9- Tartar] name says it all. they a little slow. usually bisexual but hey that means u get 2 times the attention. I crave human contact :)

11- capri-sun] certified banger of a human being. will be your dad or will be your daddy. also they make some gucci mac and cheese for thanksgiving. yummy! :3

12- Aquarius] Ah, yes. I cannot believe the amazing potential and love these people show me. It is like they wrap you in a warm blanket and tuck you in to bed with their unshaken confidence. I shall not be swayed by any other signs, for these blessed humans are but a gift to this extravagant Earth.

13- Virgin]

yo yo yoooooooo. thx homies for checking out mi list. yall super lit and imma fuck with you till the day i drop. SHEEEEEEEEE. yo, peace out home fries and ill boggie on over to yall next time i get my password back. 

ARIES - You don’t know everything, ya know... 

TAURUS - Stop being bossy 

GEMINI - You know you’re hot 

CANCER - You’re a sweetheart. Nothing else 

LEO - Stop trying to cause drama just because you’re bored. And text that person back!!! 

VIRGO - Let yourself go, hun! Have some fun 

LIBRA - Stop trying to make everyone like you 

SCORPIO - Stop being so clingy 

SAGITTARIUS - Can you sit still for five minutes? 

CAPRICORN - You think you’re edgy, but you’re really a basic bitch at heart

AQUARIUS - Think before you do things!!! 

Aries Moon: Fiery, Optimistic, Positive, Energetic, Passionate, Outgoing, Independent, Freedom Loving, Spirited, and Fun

Taurus Moon: Sentimental, Patient, Thoughtful, Selfless, Independent, Likes Comfort, Stable, Loving, Caring, and Dedicated

Gemini Moon: Social, Always on The Move, Witty, Charming, Talkative, Energetic, Open Minded, Adaptable, and Intelligent

Cancer Moon: Intuitive, Emotional, Sensitive, Caring, Sentimental, Honest, Nurturing, Wonderful Friends, Loyal, and Imaginative

Leo Moon: Entertaining, Funny, Charming, Dramatic, Loving, Idealistic, Magnetic, Generous, Ambitious, Reasonable, and Artistic

Virgo Moon: Productive, Simple, Intelligent, Detailed, Analytical, Trustworthy, Reliable, Practical, Cheerful, and Tidy

Libra Moon: Irresistible, Intelligent, Funny, Sociable, Creative, Friendly, Fun, Charming, Adaptable, Outgoing, and Optimistic

Scorpio Moon: Passionate, Alluring, Intuitive, Mind Reader, Creative, Assertive, Intense, Magnetic, Loyal, and Loving

Sagittarius Moon: Fun, Optimistic, Positive, Carefree, Energetic, Intelligent, Outgoing, Adventurous, Independent, and Freedom Loving

Capricorn Moon: Responsible, Rational, Practical, Planners, Intelligent, Strong Willed, Controlled, Diligent, Dependable, and Ambitious

Aquarius Moon: Independent, Unique, Entertaining, Does What They Want, Unconventional, Friendly, Curious, Outgoing, Intelligent, and Witty

We all need some self care every now and then. Here are some ideas of things to try based on your sign. (As always check other major placements and dominant)

Aries ♈︎ - Journalling 

Taurus ♉︎ - Cooking 

Gemini ♊︎ - Meditation

Cancer ♋︎ - A hot bath

Leo ♌︎ - Coloring (adult coloring book or kids, both completely acceptable) 

Virgo ♍︎ - Eat your absolute favorite food

Libra ♎︎ - Go shopping

Scorpio ♏︎ - A facemask 

Sagittarius ♐︎ - Go for a hike

Capricorn ♑︎ - Read a book

Aquarius ♒︎ - Go on a walk