The Day Betty White Died
I bought a hand gun
The day Betty White died
At the age of 99;
Nothing really special, hun,
Just a Ruger 45.
Your un-woke asshole reeks
From the shit your mad mouth spews,
Between those orange cheeks
In front of all these pews.
I’m tired of their twisted lips
Spiitting toxic viper vile,
Over their silicone tits
And plastic cherry smiles.
Kenny ain’t doin’ nothing
To make this country great,
Sipping gin from red Solo cups
Ice cold with so much hate.
I bought a hand gun
The day Betty White died;
A pretty-in-pink one -
Why are you so surprised?
To them, we’re all weirdo freaks
Mock righteousness they choose,
When pecking their crooked beaks
At loose bags of nuts and screws.
A merry round of pistols whip
These Proud Boys into shape,
With a gaggle of firm grips
And dazzling rainbow capes.
Karen ain’t doin’ nothing
To make this country great,
Serving slices of poison pie
On fancy Chinet plates.
All this too shall come to pass
When I cap a bullet in your ass.
I bought a hand gun
The day Betty White died;
Not for sport or fun
Just trying to survive.
In a sea of sheep
Sailing on a ship of fools,
Pray the Lord, their souls to keep
Courtesy of Fox News.
Flo can kiss my grits
There won’t be any trial,
No judges to acquit
When I blast those redneck smiles.
They ain’t doin’ nothing
To make this country great,
Wearing their red dunce caps
Y’all hennies took the bait.
I bought a hand gun
The day Betty White died;
Chic-Fil-A better run
Before I cross the other side.
There won’t be any jury
No church bells down the aisle,
Our palms are clenched with fury
Cuz you treaded on our style.
We don’t wish you well
It’s time to face the nation,
You won’t live to tell
When you face our congregation.
You ain’t doin’ nothing
To make this country great,
This is the hate you breed when
Indifference learns to procreate.
All this too shall come to pass
When I cap a bullet in your ass.
I bought a hand gun
The day Betty White died
At the age of 99;
Nothing really special, hun,
Just trying to survive.
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