Me Reading the Shadowhunters Books
TMI [The Mortal Instruments]:
Me: Yes.... YES.... [Insert Basketball Headbutt kid]
Me a fourth time: *throws City Of Lost Souls across room* NO MORE JOHNATHAN MORGANSTERN!!
Me after TMI: *reads end of City Of Heavenly Fire and cries* but why though?!
TID [The Infernal Devices]:
Round Two of Me: I like Tessa and Jem
Me In Confusion: No that is wrong I like Tessa and Will
Me Again in Confusion: I ship Tessa and Church the cat.....
Me Again finally having her ships correct: Tessa and Will all the way! Eh, Sophia and Gideon and Cecily and Gabriel are a’right.
Me after Clockwork Princess: *cries for Will’s death* why does the cuter one die......
TDA [The Dark Artifacts]:
Me reading Lady Midnight: Ew..... I mean ew.
Me reading Lady Midnight hyped up about Mark: YES COME THROUGH MARK BLACKTHORN! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!
Me reading about #Clace: YAS!
Me Reading About #Malec: WhY aRe YoU nOt MaRrIeD?!?!
Me reading about #Sizzy: .......*crickets churping*....... where are you my ship?!
Me reading about Julien and Emma: *burns book* NO! YOU ARE CUTE BUT NO! PARABATAI ARE PARABATAI!
Me reading about Fade: I never liked you anyways