#the muppet script

HE LOVES HER IN LITERALLY EVERY TIMELINE

My drawing of Zach and Jess as Dr Teeth and Floyd Pepper from the Muppet script reading <33 Truly obsessed with them.

Among the actors and comedians who will be reading for the beloved Muppet characters is David Dastmalchian, who plays Gurathin in the upcoming Murderbot TV show, as well as Sam Reich and a lot of other names you may recognize if you're a fan of Dropout TV (the streaming service that hosts Game Changer and other improv comedy game shows).

So if you want to contribute to a good cause and watch a Muppet classic performed by a group of talented entertainers, you can check out the event info and purchase livestream tickets through the link below (you'll need to scroll down the schedule a little). Livestream tickets cost $15 plus a $4.06 fee for a total of $19.06. The event info includes further details on the nonprofit which the contributions will go to and how they'll be using the funds to help those affected by the wildfires.

DAVID DASTMALCHIAN BEING THERE. I STILL CANT GET OVER IT. MY MACGYVER 2016 OBSESSED HEART IS SQUEALING. AND HIS NAILS ARE PAINTED AND HE HAS A SPOT ON GONZO IMPRESSION. AND ITS ALSO DROPOUT PEOPLE AND ITS ALSO THE MUPPETS. IM DYING. ITS THE PERFECT INTERSECTION OF ALL MY INTERESTS AND I CANYT STOP SHAKING BECAUSE I GET TO SEEEEEE ITTTTTTTT.

Animal. Animal is so perfect. She’s just wonderful. Specially loved the eat drums bit, spot on.

Whatever happened with the balloons.

THE FORK. THE FORK THE FORK THE FORK.

Marc Evan Jackson cracking because of Paul F Tompkins SO MANY TIMES. It’s marvelous to watch.

Everyone having to adjust the heights of the mics lmao. Peak humour.

Anna Garcia as Sweetums. All of that.

Miss Piggy! And her costume change!

THE HOPPER HAT AHSGSHSG.

Side note I literally ran around my house fifty times to get out my energy because OH MY GOD THIS IS REAL AND I GET TO SEE IT

Zach and Jess. OF COURSE. The best. Especially them laughing with each other and mouthing things in the background.

Everyone in the background honestly. The laughs. The random drinking water. The running back and forth. David Dastmalchian lip-synching all the lines before he went on. Him thumbs upping the audience when they booed and cheered correctly. The bit where Zach struggled to take off the coat over his Dr Teeth coat. Anna Garcia sitting crosslegged in her chair while cackling maniacally. Katie wiggling in the background.

ALEX SONG XIA AS ROBIN AHHHHHH. Nobody can make a crowd say aw faster than Alex being there for .2 seconds.

The very very very tiny big bird :)))

Something about Kermit when the guys with guns show up

ROSS TOOK KATIE’S BEAKER COAT LMAO. Side note Ross is PERFECT for Dr. Mel Brook’s.

Forg. Frorg. Frworwrg.

Btw that is the most perfect ‘hi-ya’ I’ve ever heard. I love her sm.

The cast fully filming during the patriotic song. I love them.

SNAKE WALKER.

IM GOING TO GO BACK THERE SOME DAY. OH. MY. GOD. IT WAS PERFECT. AH. AHHHHH. DAVID DASTMALCHIAN MAN THAT YOU AREEEEE.

HI ZACH AND JESS AGAIN HI ELECTRIC MAYHEM HIIIIII

Oscar as the receptionist is MUAH. Chefs kiss. Inspired. Same with Katie as Steve Martin in Tiny Shorts.

ZAM. HI ZAM. THATS SO FUNNY. BEST PLACE FOR HIM TO BE. Sam is the Lou Graves of Dropout though SO TRUE. And Zam’s glasses AHAHAHA.

…because it’s David Dastmalchian who is already (in my my mind) Dr Gurathin and THEN I found out he would indeed be playing Gonzo the Great (called that one)

I also love the fact that recently @riotgrlerin.bsky.social‬ has been “over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of Harper’s Bazaar” and created this:

Would suit Dastmalchian too…