#daviddastmalchian

If you heard very distant screaming when you saw this clip, don't worry it was me 🤗

My autistic ass got obsessed with David Dastmalchians relationship when I saw that celeb blind cos I was in a deep Dast hole when he was in Dexter and I saw a post on Reddit that Eve was with someone else. I dug around and Well she is and it's goddamn Colin Schiffli!!!!

Is this widely known cos what the actual fuck? She has been with him for a year and a half which is abt the time she was last on Davids insta.

I read somewhere that David does like 3 hours of meditation a day and I was like, my dude that's too much, but if my wife left me for one of my closest friends that I made one of my most personal films with I'd wake up screaming every morning so meditate away friend.