#the google

Go my beautiful wife go

Student 1: I'm Charizard!

Student 2: I wanted to be Charizard!

Student 3: You should start out as a Charmander, actually.

Student 2: Let's all be starters!

Cyclops: ..Is this a Pokemon thing?

Students: ..no

Cyclops: Because fool me once.

Student 1: it's totally not.

Cyclops: ...

Productivity and focus should be improved

Google CEO Sundar Pichai speaks on stage during the annual Google I/O Developer Conference in Mountain View, California, May 8, 2018. Stephen Lamm | Reuters Google is launching a new effort called “Simplicity Sprint” in an effort to improve efficiency and improve employee focus during an uncertain economic environment. Alphabet had all normal hands last Wednesday, and the tone was rather…

Quick tip for anyone looking up nutrition statistics:

Google returns a lot of bunk if you search anything in this topic, and it's frustrating to try and sift through research papers and know which ones are relevant when you just want a quick answer. But did you know that there's an institution that has reviewed, compiled, and judged these findings and then written up an easy and free report on almost all of them? It is the US government. (disclaimer: the government is not perfect but it's pretty damn good at compiling basic nutritional data)

-How do we access this? Easy. Type the term "gov" after your main search term and viola!

Example: I want to know if eating a lot of coconut oil is a good idea.

-Based on these results, I should be eating lots of this, just,,, shoveling it in without a care in the world

-ok now let's add the term 'gov':

Heeey now I have information that is cited, credible, and up to date, and also not paid by someone sponsored to sell coconut oil.

"Computers — they're like boxes of infinity! And! You keep the wikipedia in them!"