In case you didn't know, my profile pic comes from picrew. A couple of years ago I found this bara nsfw artist, Hokawzu, and I liked his style, then later I found out he had made two characters creators on picrew, one named "Virgin Maker" - after his most popular project that had a big buff bara man who was a virgin as a protagonist - and another with a more chibi style called simply "Hokawazu Creator" which is the one I used for my avatar.
Obviously, once I was done with my own profile pic, I started playing around with both of them, and recently I was convinced to finally post the bara and chibi version for both Rex and Logan here. Take into account that with the bara version you can't select the color of the eyes and that the eyes of chibi Rex also can't be selected a colour - they are actually green. Also, chibi Logan is different from bara Logan for his appearance again because it's pretty limited with the selection, I like to think his skin colour is slightly darker than Rex. So yeah, as always, remember to look at the characters bios to know the appearance of my characters.
Also I left you the links to both characters creators, so enjoy them and let me know if you find some fun stuff to do with them ^.^
Now, without further ado, here are the characters:
Rex Brynn
Logan Park
Other protagonist might come out later on if I like them, let me know what you think or if you have your own version of Rex or Logan or some of my other characters in mind you like to share.
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So, I was bored and started to think what kind of music the main characters/protagonists of my stories will listen to.
Rex (Rex new life): usually you can hear him blast rap with the occasional hard rock song mixed in from his phone. Pretends to unironically like meme songs just to tease his brother and his friends (like "Never gonna give you up" and "All star").
Alex (All my bullies' stories): I think we can all agree he is the new Lo-fi guy, with open window, textbook, headphones and everything. He also likes kpop, because of course he does.
Manuel (The Villain is a himbo!): he usually listen to music to pump himself up ("Eye of the Tiger", "Welcome to the jungle" all that stuff) either during his workout routine or when he Is plotting his schemes in his "evil lair". He also likes Disney songs. He sends Calvin the sappiest, most romantic and sickeningly sweet love songs he can find, unironically, together with messages like "thinking of you <3" or "me + you".
Calvin (The Villain Is a himbo!): punk, alternative rock, underground bands, he never really outgrew his emo phase. Puts all the love songs Manuel send him in a specific folder. He listens to them from time to time when he misses Manuel or wants to think about him.
And then we come to Logan (Logan the himbo). To be honest: I have no ideas, because everything can work with him.
We can go with the stereotypical though guy, dude-bro, gym-goer kind of music, or we can have him listen to Taylor Swift or musical songs, or even make him a really good rapper, or even, God forbid, make him like country.
What would be funnier? What does make sense for someone like him to like?
I think I will like to listen to your opinion, what do you believe works best for someone like out favourite himbo? Let me know ^.^
Thanks for listening to my rambles, I'm currently working on a new All my bullies' quickies short, with Alex and our favorite bully in denial. Hoping to be able to post it soon.
Keep being awesome and remember to stay hydrated, see ya :3
I told you it was coming, more "blor-bros + the handsome, chill nurse they ended up adopting in their polycule" or, if you prefer, "dumb, dumber and dumbest".
Just a little premise: in this timeline of the events, Rex and Walt started dating while at the same time Rex and Mike also started a "secret" relationship, so at first it was just Rex dating bot of them without Mike and Walt dating each others, but in the end, through the sheer force of love and Rex "secret technique for people to get along" (patent pending) - which is just another way to say he let them fuck him mercilessly for hours on end - the two of them also started dating each other, with Rex happy that now his boyfriend gets along with his other boyfriend and now he has two studs to re-arrange his guts at the same time every night without fearing them becoming jealous or competitive.
It's a win-win situation!
So yeah, enjoy and have fun and witness the sheer chaos that this three bring once they are all together ^.^
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Tyler: What are you two getting Rex for his birthday?
Walt: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for one of your partners when he, and I quote, "already got everything I could've ever wanted when I got together with the two most beautiful men I know", so I'm not sure yet.
Mike: I'm getting Rex a divorce.
Rex, from the other room: Oh my God... I already told you I was sorry!
Mike: Sorry will not get me my pizza slice back!
Rex, still screaming from the other room: It was! Unlabelled!
Walt: On the other hand, couple therapy also sounds nice...
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*When they both started dating Rex but not yet each others *
Walt, awkwardly: Soooo... are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Mike: I'm a knife.
Rex, from across the room: He is the little spoon!
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Walt: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Rex: Okay, but in my defense, Mike bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Walt: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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Rex: How's the sexiest person here~?
Walt: I don't know, how are you~?
Rex, flustered: I...
Mike, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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Rex: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Mike: You were flirting with Walt.
Rex: So what? We are boyfriends!
Mike: You asked him if he was single.
Rex:...
Mike: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.
Rex: Okay, but in my defense...
Mike: Then, later on, you did the exact same thing with me with the exact same result.
Rex: Okay! I get it! Jesus, why did I decided that dating my brother was a good idea...
Mike, smiling: Love you too, you big oaf.
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Walt: Having two partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication.
Mike: It’s my turn to cuddle Rex.
Walt: I said: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT!
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Mike, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?
Walt: Yeah, sure.
*A few minutes later*
Walt: Here you go.
Mike: ...
Walt: ...
Mike: Walter, what the f...?
Rex: Why am I here?
Walt: Mike asked me to bring him the hoe.
Rex: Ooooh, gotcha.
Rex, turns to Mike: Well, I am here, what do you need?
Mike:...
Mike: You know what the worst part is? I can't even be mad.
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Rex: You are exaggerating, Walt is not that mad at me. Remember when he made a romantic dinner for me yesterday?
Mike: Rex, he microwaved a pizza for you. And it was still half frozen.
Rex: Okay, fine, but what about two days ago, when I asked him to bring ma a cup of water from the kitchen?
Walt: You mean when he came back with a glass full of ice cubes and told you "now you wait"?
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Mike: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?
Rex: *raises hand*
Walt: *puts his hand down*
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Walt, answering the phone: What did Rex do this time?
Mike: More like WHO did Rex do this time?
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Walt: Rex, that’s disgusting. You’re only giving free stuff to beautiful people.
Mike: Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Rex: Oh yeah? *gets really close to Mike* How about a muffin on the house baby?
Mike, giggling: I’m pretty.
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Rex: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.
Mike, blushing: Okay.
Walt: It's fucking summer.
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Mike: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.
Rex: I’m “a couple of things”.
Walt: I’m “got distracted”.
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Rex: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one.
Walt: Erm... it’s nice see your smile when you win!
*later*
Rex: He was staring at my ass, wasn't he?
Mike, also staring at Rex's ass: Obviously.
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*Set before Walt and Mike agreed on both of them dating Rex*
Rex: I bet you’re wondering why I gathered you here today. It’s because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren’t getting along with other people in this room.
Mike: Why did you say that so vaguely? Walt and I are literally the only people you called in here.
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Rex, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Mike: I'm here, if instead you are looking for Walt, he is in the kitchen.
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Walt, texting from work: Rex got into a fight.
Mike: That’s bad.
Mike:...
Mike: Did he win?
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Rex, wearing silk pants: How does this look?
Walt: Like its slips on and off really easily.
Rex:...
Walt: No, wait, I didn't mean it like that...
Mike: We know what you meant.
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*When the three of them just started living together and Mike and Walt were not dating yet*
Mike: Hey, do you know the password to Walt’s computer?
Rex: Fuck you, Mike.
Mike: Hey!!
Rex: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouMike".
Mike: Oh.
Mike:...
Mike, tiping the password: No numbers? Not very safe.
How would the "Rex new life" characters react to someone saying "Hey Rex, nice top!"
Noah (Rex's dad)
*laughs and hugs Rex sideways* Well, the good looks must have come from someone, right?
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Mike (Rex's brother)
*glares* *hugs Rex possessively while still making eye contact to assert his dominance*
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Mr. Jordan (Rex's boss)
*coldly* You will refer to me as mr. Jordan and mr. Jordan only, did I make myself clear, punk?
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Tyler (Rex's coworker)
*nervous laughter* Top? Who said anything about a top? Are you insinuating we are in some kind of relationship? Can't two men just be friends?! And how do I know you are not the one having an affair with Rex, uh?! Ah-ha! Checkmate! *laughs hysterically*
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Coach Norris (Rex's old high school PE coach)
*flexing* Thanks, one does what he can, plus Rex doesn't complain, right champ? *slaps him on the ass, chukling*
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Felipe (Rex's friend)
*low chukle* Flattery will get you everywhere. Keep going and I'll be more than happy to share~
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Dimitri (Rex's friend/hole destroyer)
*squares up and down* *growl of approval* *approaches* *whisper* I could become yours as well, if you like.
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Jake (Rex's uncle)
*mighty proud pat on the back* My pup knows how to chose them!
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Josh (Rex's friend/Mike's best friend)
*chokes on his drink, face completely red, nervously stutters trying to change the subject*
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Mr. Hernandez (Rex's neighbor)
I have a name, you know? But don't worry: give me five minutes and I'll have you scream it with pleasure together with the boy here *squezzes Rex's ass with one hand*
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Walt (Rex's "best friend" *wink wink, nudge nudge*)
*only sane person who understood that they were talking about the shirt that Rex was wearing* See? I told you looked good in it, stop being so stressed about it.
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HOW GOOD OF A BOYFRIEND THE CHARACTER OF REX NEW LIFE WOULD BE?
Hi, hello, how's it going? I know Valentine's Day was a couple of days ago, but I just thought about this idea the other day and I wanted to just share it with you guys. It's nothing special, it's like the post I made a couple of months ago, the Hey, Rex: nice top one. It's just here to laugh and provide some insight to the characters.
Basically I will rank from 1 to 10 how good of a boyfriend the characters from Rex new life will be, with 1 being awful and 10 being marriage material. This ranking takes into account how they would be as a boyfriend, so in a relationship, not as a fuck buddy or one night stands. I will also list why I gave them said ranking or not.
I might do something similar also for Logan the himbo characters and maybe one for the characters from All my bullies stories (this last one is a big maybe).
Character will be listed with name and a brief reminder of who they are (if you don't remember who is who here is the recently updated chapter with all of the character bios for Rex new life) followed by the rating and under that the explanation with the main con of having them as your boyfriend.
That being said: enjoy, and I hope it can make you smile at least a little bit ^.^
Rex Brynn (the man, the myth, the legend) 8.5/10
He would make a pretty good boyfriend (we are talking about current Rex, obv, pre-Incident Rex was the literal definition of a toxic boyfriend), he is caring and would be there for you. Main con: if you two started dating, you would have to accept his “free love” life style and the relationship he has with his family, so you need to know you would go around having a “slut boyfriend”. He would put you above everything else and would never go behind your back, but you need to accept that this is his life now, and he does not intend to change.
Walt Lewis (the nurse, Rex's best friend) 9/10
Honestly: pretty good boyfriend. Caring, emotionally supportive, always there for you, knows how to cheer you up and ready to work together with you to go over your problems and differences. Main con: it would take a lot for you two to become an item. From an emotional point of view he is pretty reclusive, so you would need to put a lot of work if you want for him to want to form a relationship with you and, once you are together, it would, again, take quiet some time for him to be comfortable about it. Past this point he becomes honestly perfect.
Mike Brynn (Rex's brother, college student) 8/10
Mike is smart, and he also knows what it means to be vulnerable. He would never pressure you but would be there for you, and every given moment he would remind you how much he loves you. Main con: he can get pretty jealous and possessive. If you want to date Mike you would need to work a lot on this particular aspects of his personality. Be ready for a lot of fights, especially during the first period of your relationship because of this, but if you manage to calm him down and work past his issues he would make a good boyfriend.
Noah Brynn (Rex's dad, works under mr. Jordan) 7/10
Already been in a relationship and a pretty chill dude. Maybe a bit of a pushover but his love for you is genuine and he really cares, his loves is almost fatherly, especially if you are younger than him. Main con: he still misses his wife. He can often gives you the impression he is not really over her and that you would come second in his life to her. If you date him remember one main thing: you would never replace her, so try being your own person aside from her.
Jake Brynn (Rex's uncle, the lumberjack ) 7/10
Jacob is the definition of rough with a heart of gold. Past his gruff and grumpy exterior lies a caring man who will treat you with love and care. Expect a lot of gifts and acts of service as a way for him to show his love. Main con: Jake is not interested in having a relationship. He likes his freedom, alone in the woods away from people, so you would need to work a lot to pass the fuckbuddy phase and go to the relationship phase.
Christopher Jordan (Rex's boss, powerful man) 8/10
Strong, caring, kind, rich and, most importantly, if Christopher Jordan says he loves you, he loves you. No ors, ifs or buts. If you are able to make the man fall for you then he will dedicates himself to you completely and would do everything in his power to make you happy. Main con: you would need to keep your relationship a secret. Mr. Jordan doesn't like having his private life plastered all around tabloit, so he will ask you to keep things between the two of you a secret, so nothing in public and all behind closed doors. When he retires he will be much more open about it, but until then you will have to endure this.
Tyler Davis (Rex's colleague, trying his best) 7.5/10
He is a really enthusiastic guy, he will go around showing you as his partner and tell everyone how great you are, constantly reminding you how beautiful, talented and awesome you are. He is your main hype-man and would die on this hill. Main con: he can get pretty insecure about your relationship. Under all his fake bravado lies a man who is not that experienced in relationships, and he would often end up asking you about it, if everything was alright, if he did good, if you are bored of him and if you want to leave him. Be ready to reassure him often about this kind of stuff.
Dylan Norris (coach of the city football team, Rex's old PE teacher) 7/10
Coach Norris is a pretty good man and a decent boyfriend. Nothing too weird about him, he would often brings you along wherever he goes with the team and would make sure you are always satisfied with the situation you two are in. Main con: another jealous man. He would be pretty possessive with you and would make sure that everybody knows you are off limits, particularly to the members of the team. If he is particularly stressed or tired he might confront you about something you did with someone else, asking you if there is something between the two of you.
Felipe Lopez (member of the team, team captain) 3.5/10
Felipe is charismatic and knows how romance works. He will give you presents and be ready to assist you. Main con: Felipe is selfish. He is the main character of his story and what he wants and needs is the most important thing in his eyes. He would cheat with someone else behind your back and would not feel any remorse about it. He does care about you but believe me: you can't fix him.
Dimitri Volkov (member of the team, team defender) ranking not available
So, fun fact: Dimitri is Aromantic. He likes to fuck and has some good friends and fuck buddies (these two things are not mutually exclusive), but he is not really interested in having a relationship with anyone. It's just not his thing, sorry.
Liam O'Neil (member of the team, team goalkeeper) 6/10
With Liam it's either hit or miss. He is a good guy, pretty honest and friendly, and very straightforwrd with the things he does and does not like. He is also open to dialogue, which can be both a good and a bad thing since he also has quiet the temper, but he quickly brush things off too. Main con: relaxed approach to his personal hygiene. Again: it's pretty hit or miss. If you don't mind this part of him than you are all right, but if this is a problem than prepare for long fights with him about it, because, again, he has quiet the fiery personality. Will never raise his hands with you, but is very vocal and can be pretty petty about this kind of stuff.
Akira Yamada (member of the team, team striker) 8/10
Sweet guy, likes to make his partner laugh, plenty of small gifts and surprises. He is a pretty sporty guy who likes to spend his time outside, so not too much indoor dates with him. Main con: you have to keep up with his energy. Again: he likes to spend his time outside, so dates can be pretty exhausting with him.
Tyrone Jones (member of the team, team midfielder) 9/10
Tyrone is the definition of a chill boyfriend. He never overreacts and you know you can always talk to him about stuff. He is also open to dialogue and honest with his feelings, so you can expect a healthy relationship with him. With Tyrone around you know you will always be safe. Main con: his dedication to the team. He cares about his team and his friends, sometimes too much probably, so he can get pretty tired pretty easily, and he is too stubborn to back down when he offers his help to others. You two will need to have a long talk about boundaries and the importance of the word “no”.
Joshua Smith (Mike's best friend, college student) 7.5/10
Josh is the definition of shy and sweet. He will give you small presents, write you corny notes and do all those kind of things that some might find maybe a bit cringe, but honestly sweet. Main con: he is a mess. He is so shy that any kind of pda would make him shortcut and melt. If you even try taking his hand he will blush completely and even a kiss on the cheeks risks making him faint. Also he is pretty inexperienced with romance, so you will have to teach him a lot of things. Another con is the fact that he is extremely anxious and will always try to makes everything work perfectly, which can pass as a bit stifling.
Jorge Hernandez (Rex's neighbor, made Noah his bitch) 5/10
He will treat you right and most importantly he will give you space. He will set boundaries between the two of you as the first thing. “We are a couple but we are two separate entities”. “If you ask me to give you some space I will, but in return you have to respect my wishes as well”. Main con: his attitude may sometimes pass as uncaring. More often than not he could be a bit distant and make you feel like he doesn't care about your relationship. This is also because of the disastrous end of his previous marriage that scarred him quiet badly. Don't expect him to be that much emotionally involved in your relationship, it would probably take him quiet some time before he can move forward.
Todd Jones (married man whose wife is pregnant, Rex's fuck buddy) ranking not available
Unlike Dimitri, this is here because Todd is already married. He loves his wife, he truly does, it's just that his relationship with Rex is complicated, that's all. If we have to rank him he would be honestly pretty high (maybe 8,5 or 9 out of 10, I think?), After all he is married so he would be pretty good as a boyfriend, wouldn't you say?
Zack Adams (Mike's college rival/frenemy/“it's complicated”) 8/10
Not much will change with Zack if you are in a relationship with him. Overall he will treat you the same, the difference will be in the subtle gestures, like hand holding or little presents or praises out of nowhere. More often than not he will make his personal mission to just catch you off guard to see you blush, telling you how good you look like that. Main con: he is not the most emotionally intelligent person around. It will take him some time to understand if something is bothering you, and even if you straight up tell him about it he will approach things logically instead of empathically. He doesn't do this on purpose, he really can't get social cues sometimes, but he will try to fix this and be better with it, it will just take him a while.
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So, what do you guys think? Which one of this characters would you like to go on a date with? Let me know if you liked this little profiling post, it was really fun to make, and it also allowed me to think about a new idea for a future story, but maybe I'll talk about it once I planned it better.
Logan is the kind of guy who will wear a shirt with an obvious innuendo on it without knowing it while everyone else does and no one has the heart to tell him what that actually means.
Meanwhile, Rex is the kind of guy who will both proudly wear a shirt with and obvious sex joke on it and makes himself one for his specific case.
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*Mike, minding his own business, chilling in the kitchen*
*Rex, bursting in, sporting a shirt that says "Sorry I'm late, your dad has more stamina that I imagined"*: What's up, sluts?!
*Mike, speachles, already half hard*: Rex, what the actual f...?!
