#thatsmutheadcanon

I'm having so much troubles with the new Logan the himbo story that I decided to put out some villain himbo headcanons to clear my head, some of them maybe will end up in the fic as well. If you have ideas for himbo villain headcanon please post them as well, I would love to read them ^.^

The villain is currently dating his arch nemesis, the hero, unaware of his secret identity. The hero is fully aware of his boyfriend's true identity but pretends like he has no idea

The himbo villain gives big bad monologues every time he and the hero have their "final showdown" but the hero only pretends to listen to them because he already heard the villain trying them out in front of the mirror in their bathroom the days before

The hero's phone background is a picture of the villain sleeping while cuddling with his teddybear. Said teddybear is a gift from one of their first dates, when they went to a fair. The hero won it for the villain. It's his favourite picture of the villain he has

The henchmen don't know the hero's identity, but they do know him as the boss's boyfriend so, whenever the hero gets caught up in the middle of the villain's scheme while in his civilian identity, the henchmen always make sure he is well taken care of, but not out of fear, but because he makes the boss happy. By now he knows them by name

The villain always gushes to his henchmen about his boyfriend, showing them pics of the two of them together on cute dates and such. The henchmen ship them

The only one who knows about the truth about the hero is the villain's second in command, the only smart one of the group. The hero and the second in command hate each other's guts but pretend to be friends to not make the villain sad, and when someone else threatens the villain they propose a truce and work together. They are an unstoppable force

When the villain gets defeated, the hero can usually find him at home, moping and feeling sad. Usually he is able to cheer him up with a good fuck

Most often than not, when the villain is explaining his new "evil" plan his powers start acting up and he has trouble concentrating. When this happens he just drops his pants, bends over the table and tells one of his henchmen to fuck him while he continues explaining. It's considered a great honor to be able to help the chief this way, it's almost as great as when the boss gives them gifts for their birthdays. Almost

If he has hostages it often happens that it takes a while for the hero to arrive to where they are, so, to be sure to be top notch to fight him, the villain asks his hostages if he can suck their dicks or if they can fuck him. He is usually met with enthusiastic consents

The villain once went 48 house without getting fucked, and he became a beast. All of his henchmen fucked him multiple times but he was not even close to being satisfied, and he threatened the city if he didn't get enough dicks. He was the most scary he ever was. A lot of dutiful citizens tried to satisfy him, all failing miserably, ending up with their balls drained and their cocks aching. The only one who was able to tame the beast was the hero himself. They say their fuck was legendary, they went on for hours, neither of them stopping, until the villain erupted one last time with a howl and then just fell asleep, cudling the hero, who took him back home. The villain has no memory of the event

In case you didn't know, my profile pic comes from picrew. A couple of years ago I found this bara nsfw artist, Hokawzu, and I liked his style, then later I found out he had made two characters creators on picrew, one named "Virgin Maker" - after his most popular project that had a big buff bara man who was a virgin as a protagonist - and another with a more chibi style called simply "Hokawazu Creator" which is the one I used for my avatar.

Obviously, once I was done with my own profile pic, I started playing around with both of them, and recently I was convinced to finally post the bara and chibi version for both Rex and Logan here. Take into account that with the bara version you can't select the color of the eyes and that the eyes of chibi Rex also can't be selected a colour - they are actually green. Also, chibi Logan is different from bara Logan for his appearance again because it's pretty limited with the selection, I like to think his skin colour is slightly darker than Rex. So yeah, as always, remember to look at the characters bios to know the appearance of my characters.

Also I left you the links to both characters creators, so enjoy them and let me know if you find some fun stuff to do with them ^.^

Now, without further ado, here are the characters:

Rex Brynn

Logan Park

Other protagonist might come out later on if I like them, let me know what you think or if you have your own version of Rex or Logan or some of my other characters in mind you like to share.

(a monsterfucking collection idea)

Soooo, after writing all the Halloween chapters for this year I realized that writing monster x human stuff is kinda fun, so I'm thinking about maybe starting a new series/collection that will focus on this theme, but with kinda my twist to it. It would be something that would come way later, probably around the beginning of the year, since I'm probably gonna be really busy the next month or so with writing some other stuff for my other stories ("Rex/Mike Kinktober" and "Logan the himbo" first and foremost) and maybe even a sort of Christmas fic, but I think it would be really fun.

Next you will find some ideas I come up with just to test the water and see if people like this concept, so let me know what you think of this idea :)

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So, without further ado, let me introduce you to "The paranormal investigator's monster harem"

The premise is simple: we follow the adventures of a paranormal investigator, a real one, who can see and communicate with monsters and spirits, but that unfortunately always ends up being trapped by them and then gets utterly fucked by the monster of the hour

The weird thing is that, for some mysterious reason, after fucking him the monsters either imprint on him or fall in love with him, so they decide to follow him around, and the private investigator ends up with a literal harem of different kind of monsters who compete with each other for his attention and love

So it will be both a smut story and a sort of funny one - more in the spirit of "Logan the himbo" - with the detective who tries to lead a normal life but the monsters keep getting in his way trying to act normal out of the love they have for him, and him that keeps getting fucked and then courted by them, and he is just so tired of it

The monsters will all love him very much, and will go into all sort of shenanigans to win him over. They would never try to take him away or do things without him knowing, wanting only his love

The protagonist will be a paranormal investigator who used to be a police detective, who was dismissed by the force because he was too independent and didn't really follow instruction and with the obligatory Tragic Backstory™

He is the classic retired detective who consumes way too much coffee, looks always disheveled with an unkempt stubble, giant bags under his eyes, didn't have a good night of sleep in months, hates everything and everyone but secretly cares deeply about the people he loves, is around 30 but looks ten years older because of how badly he takes care of himself. Basically: a dilf private detective, the one fangirls tend to fall for very hard (if you have any reference it will be really appreciated, thank you)

He will not be the only character, there will be returning characters like the members of his agency and maybe some other guests

I was thinking of also add the possibility for people to make Request, and I even have in mind how to make it so, but we'll see

If there are monsters and creatures that I see people like I will also try to make them permanent members of the cast, so keep an eye out for you favorites ^.^

There will be no bad endings, unless otherwise specified in the chapter, and the rules for what I do and don't write will remain pretty much the same

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So, what do you guys think?

I like the idea and I think it has the potential of being pretty funny to write about, also because it will allow me to experiment with some scenarios I usually don't write in my regular fics.

The title is more of a placeholder, I was thinking of naming it something like "The (insert detective last name) agency of paranormal investigation" or something like that. It is still a work in progress but you get the gist.

So, what do you guys say? Yay or Nay?

Let me know what you think and I'll see you in the next couple of days with the last Halloween Special for this year.

*while on a vacation abroad*

Enrique: Well, I guess we are lost.

Daniel: Don't worry guys, I'm bi...

Butch: Congrats on coming out, man.

Ryan: Yeah, we kinda already figured it out, but I'm happy you feel comfortable enough to tell us yourself.

Enrique: Dunno how this might help us but I'm happy for you.

Kevin: We will always support you.

So, I was bored and started to think what kind of music the main characters/protagonists of my stories will listen to.

Rex (Rex new life): usually you can hear him blast rap with the occasional hard rock song mixed in from his phone. Pretends to unironically like meme songs just to tease his brother and his friends (like "Never gonna give you up" and "All star").

Alex (All my bullies' stories): I think we can all agree he is the new Lo-fi guy, with open window, textbook, headphones and everything. He also likes kpop, because of course he does.

Manuel (The Villain is a himbo!): he usually listen to music to pump himself up ("Eye of the Tiger", "Welcome to the jungle" all that stuff) either during his workout routine or when he Is plotting his schemes in his "evil lair". He also likes Disney songs. He sends Calvin the sappiest, most romantic and sickeningly sweet love songs he can find, unironically, together with messages like "thinking of you <3" or "me + you".

Calvin (The Villain Is a himbo!): punk, alternative rock, underground bands, he never really outgrew his emo phase. Puts all the love songs Manuel send him in a specific folder. He listens to them from time to time when he misses Manuel or wants to think about him.

And then we come to Logan (Logan the himbo). To be honest: I have no ideas, because everything can work with him.

We can go with the stereotypical though guy, dude-bro, gym-goer kind of music, or we can have him listen to Taylor Swift or musical songs, or even make him a really good rapper, or even, God forbid, make him like country.

What would be funnier? What does make sense for someone like him to like?

I think I will like to listen to your opinion, what do you believe works best for someone like out favourite himbo? Let me know ^.^

Thanks for listening to my rambles, I'm currently working on a new All my bullies' quickies short, with Alex and our favorite bully in denial. Hoping to be able to post it soon.

Please, please, please, send me ask, comments, headcanons, whatever you want so I can talk about my blor-bros™ and gush about them, and tell people how cute and horny they are!

In case you don't know who I am talking about search for the tags #Rex/Mike Brainrot or either of their names, #Rex Brynn and #Mike Brynn, on my page and you can find everything about them.

Tldr: they are my brothers OCs, Rex is the older bro(28 years old) and he is a freelancer and a slut that everyone use and fuck as they please, while Mike is the younger bro (22 years old) and he is a college student that used to hate/love his brother (it's complicated, you can find the long version here) and that now is his regular fuckbuddy (I'm literally writing a whole Kinktober collection just for the two of them) and the dom top between the two. Rex is a really subby bottom who enjoys to be fucked and used by his younger brother. Also Rex is the more masculine, muscular of the two while Mike has a more lanky, nerdy look.

So yeah, please just talk me about them, or, even better, tell me about your own OCs and your OTP between your original characters! I just want to hear stories about them, even better if they are like mine but not necessarily ^.^

I told you it was coming, more "blor-bros + the handsome, chill nurse they ended up adopting in their polycule" or, if you prefer, "dumb, dumber and dumbest".

Just a little premise: in this timeline of the events, Rex and Walt started dating while at the same time Rex and Mike also started a "secret" relationship, so at first it was just Rex dating bot of them without Mike and Walt dating each others, but in the end, through the sheer force of love and Rex "secret technique for people to get along" (patent pending) - which is just another way to say he let them fuck him mercilessly for hours on end - the two of them also started dating each other, with Rex happy that now his boyfriend gets along with his other boyfriend and now he has two studs to re-arrange his guts at the same time every night without fearing them becoming jealous or competitive.

It's a win-win situation!

So yeah, enjoy and have fun and witness the sheer chaos that this three bring once they are all together ^.^

Mike being really stressed about uni and over working himself so Rex just picks him up, lays on bed with him and forces him to cuddle with him until Mike feels better;

Rex being anxious and insecure about himself and Mike comforting him telling him he is enough and he is loved;

Rex surprising Mike by preparing his favourite meal when Mike gets an achievement or a particularly important goal;

Mike lending Rex his favourite books and watching his favourite shows with him and the two of them talking and gushing about them until is the middle of the night and their dad forces them to go to sleep;

Rex and Mike cuddled together under a blanket when there is a storm outside, watching the rain fall;

Rex always being there for Mike and cheering him up for all of his accomplishments;