Hong Lu

Truly, a beautiful day.

Don Quixote

The worst thing to happen to her today was the cameraman telling her that she isn't supposed to smile for this.

Ryoshu

Covered in blood. Not sure whose, but it isn't hers. C.B.M.W.

Outis

She woke up this morning and put on her old uniform, ready to face judgement for her many, many war crimes. It's turned out slightly better than expected.

Rodion

Well she WAS having a good day.

Ishmael

Had very different plans for the day that did not involve getting Shanghaied by a shady corporation. I'd be pretty miffed too.

Meursault

Meursault.

Faust

Silently regretting every single decision in her life that led up to this point, and knowing exactly what she could have done differently. Chat is laughing at her. Chat will never stop laughing at her.

Sinclair

Nobody has kicked this puppy yet, but he knows it's coming. He flinches every time someone raises their leg. It's gonna be soon. Any moment now, someone's gonna kick the puppy. He's at the point of hoping he gets kicked just so they can get it over with.

Heathcliff

Now this dog's been kicked. Many, many times. You think that looking this rough would rank him lower, but he's used to it. Getting the shit kicked out of him is a pretty normal day for Heathcliff.

Yi Sang

The world's saddest, wettest man at his saddest and wettest. Wait a minute, why is he so wet? That could seriously skew the results here.

Gregor

5. mage grey. hot take but that was fucking hilarious. 'yeah this is uh. a wizard. no he's normal I swear ignore the tortured look to him, that's just how Jamaillians look'

4. lant -- existed solely to fuck his sister, bully a 9 y/o, and make his father disappointed. name is either short for 'bastard son of a random rich guy' or Lantern. funny if ineffectual

3. august -- first mentioned when regal is trying to kill a six year old. does nothing of note, encourages suicide, goes crazy and fucks off to withywoods to die

2. jek -- was hot, was horny, got her hand cut off and immediately became a spy. wannabe lesbian would be 1000% more character with a strap

1. fitzchivalry farseer himself. battle-hardened assassin who sucks ass at his job. canon mpreg but also the embodiment of no homo. totally fine with transgenderism, just wishes his boyfriend was less annoying as his girlfriend. best sex of his life was magic 5-way sex with a wolf. second best was his bf touching his wrist and he hid under a table after. plan A is always fuck it we ball and plan B is always suicide. 10/10 no notes most character of all time

Dhawan!master has a very impressive repertoire of outfits, and i have a day off, so here's my personal ranking. Absolutely let me know your own opinions (and if i missed any lol)

9. Rasputin

I appreciate his dedication to the bit, if nothing else

8. The 'i just killed my other half and im completely fine about it but im going to wear everything that reminds me of them' look

I get what he's going for, but babes, come on, you have a better fashion sense than this. NONE of these articles of clothing go together.

7. O

Practical, achieves the 'im an innocent human' vibes very effectively. Loving the earth tones, works well as a cohesive outfit. Nicely done.

6. Poor life choices

On the one hand, it's very annoying that he makes the nazi getup work so well. On the other, I'm fully aware that nazi uniforms were designed to be fashionable as a kind of propaganda tactic at the time. He looks great, very unfortunately. Those are good lapels. Nice shape.

5. Gotta look dapper to traumatise the doctor

Simple, wonderful, iconic. Cute bowtie. Love the braces. Great symbolism of him opening the jacket once he's revealed his identity.

4. RTD's sleep paralysis demon

I still believe that the primary reason why rtd refused to let david tennant wear jodie whittaker's costume was because sacha dhawan had already served tf out of it like 20 mins beforehand. The shirt? The coat? The EARRING?? Beautiful. Only thing keeping it from my top 3 is the haircut. It works for the whole doctor vibe, but it hurts my heart.

Him wearing the full costume really does show how good of a job the designers and jodie did of making it as androgynous as possible.

3. See, doctor? This is how you do period dress.

I just deeply appreciate that he took the time, while freaking out about the doctor getting out of the kasaavin realm so quickly, to pick out this absolutely FIRE outfit. Period-appropriate, perfectly fitted. The floral waistcoat??? He even accessorised with the top hat and pocket watch. And the TAILCOAT! Perfection. Can't believe it has to be in spot 3.

Also, from a 'this is a tv show' perspective, it's such a good juxtaposition to the warm tones of his O look. Really drives home the point that he DEFINITELY isnt a friend.

2. Dressing for his own funeral

Everything about this outfit is iconic. The purple. The silk shirt and lapels. It's so perfectly him. And his hair is so good for this episode, too, the way it falls further and further out of where he'd styled it to the point where he really does just look completely broken. It's a weirdly warm and almost classic doctor-y look? Which works great with how the episode keeps you guessing about his true intentions.

Special mention goes to the no jacket and rolled up sleeves variation of this look. Truly mind-altering.

1. Depressed, gay professor

My personal fave, just because he looks great. Somehow the clean shaven look makes him look wilder? But the material the trousers are made from gives them a very good swish, and i love the detailing on the shirt. The orange is nice, and his hair looks very good.

Idk, i cant keep pretending that there's a reason for this being my number one pick other than he genuinely just looks great in this fit.

Who is most affected by you saying 'I love you?

Melts

- Ticci Toby

- BEN Drowned

- Laughing Jack

- Bloody Painter

- Homicidal Liu/Sully

- Eyeless Jack

- Masky/Tim

- Brian/Hoodie

- Jeff The Killer

- Candypop

- Jason the Toy maker

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