#teruko bsd

`✦ˑ ִֶ 𓂃⊹ "𝑇𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐾 𝐹𝐴𝑆𝑇 𝐼𝑀 𝐴 𝑅𝐴𝑁𝐷𝑂𝑀 𝐺𝐼𝑅𝐿!" — ℎ𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑜𝑔𝑠

SYNOPSIS: reader does a trend on tiktok with her partner

GENRE: crack, fluff, established relationship

BEGINNING NOTE. im not doing fukuchi for this particular trope, idk why i just struggled so hard to figure out a scenario for him. we are collectively ignoring how late this is...mkay? sry anon for the wait, ive been procrastinating this ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡ i fear they may be out of character bcuz i rarely write for the hunting dogs—i guess this gives me a reason to write for them more. the sillies. im working on other requests, ive just been physically too tired to do anything, lmao.

TAGS. jumping at them, teruko fights back, crack fic, fluff, chasing, reader gets flipped and pinned, very random moments

shoutout to these other anons asking for the same<3

— JOUNO SAIGIKU๋ ࣭ ⭑๋ ࣭ ⭑

"THINK FAST IM A RANDOM GIRL—"

so bro heard you coming from a mile away, you didn't even have time to react, nothing—

you're arm was already snatched and you were flipped over his shoulder and pinned to the ground by his feet.

you blinked in utter confusion.

trying to comprehend yourself.

he stared down at you, listening to the sound of your heart bearing against your chest.

"i heard your footsteps before you even entered the room," he spoke.

"i demand a redo," you huffed, fighting against his grip however he kept you down.

"jouno, lemme go."

"no, you failed your mission—suffer the consequences."

"JOUNO—THIS WASN'T A WAR TACTIC!!!"

he raises his eyebrow at you,

"you seemed to treat it like one."

you let out a defeated sigh,

"i love you?"

"nice try, darling."

he kept you pinned for a few more moments, enjoying any type of bribe you threw at him to let you up, before eventually growing tired of this.

however before he let you go fully, he kissed your cheek as you stood up and mummered,

"love you too,"

Fukuchi was prepared to sacrifice 500 lives but he did not want his 4 hunting dogs to be 4 of those 500, he knew he would be one of those 500, he did not want the rest of them to follow him.

Teruko taught Tachihara how to shoot a gun like as soon as he officially joined.

Teruko doesn't actually remember how old she is cause she just doesn't keep track.

Teruko and Tachihara are the youngest members, with Tetchou and Jouno being the older two with Fukuchi as the oldest.

They don't really celebrate birthdays, but Fukuchi gives them sweets on their birthdays. They do celebrate things, but mostly just achievements, like 'You survived the first year!'(started by Teruko) or 'Tecchou said something smart'(this is "celebrated" by Jouno and Jouno alone) or 'Im bored company party!'(this is Fukuchi.)

Fukuchi actually doesn't hate pineapple on pizza, same with Tecchou, and everyone else thinks it's the grossest thing. Teruko and Tachihara tried it once, Teruko decided that she hated pineapples and Tachihara just "politely" threw like 2 pieces in the trash in front of the two freakoids who liked it.

Tecchou is the #1 Jouno defender (that is somewhat canon though lol)

Jouno taught Tachihara how to fight blindfolded, Tachihara was actually decent at it.

All of them are either orphans or have awful parents(cough cough tachihara cough cough).

Tecchou was raised by lesbians, who are dead because I said so.

Jouno is a pretty good cook, along with Tecchou and Tachihara. Fukuchi burns water and Teruko refuses to learn. Teruko figures that Jouno and Tachihara can just cook. She does not trust Tecchou to cook, even though Tecchou is pretty good at just following the recipe if he has one. Jouno doesn't use recipes much, Tachihara does the exact measurements and the exact movements. So basically it's, Jouno: this is enough also im adding this so it actually tastes good screw recipes. Tecchou: eyeballing the measurements. Tachihara: okay if i don't put exactly one teaspoon of salt this whole recipe is going to go horrible.

None of them bake because Fukuchi normally just buys treats for them.

The other three members ship suegiku so hard. Suegiku is not aware of this.

Tachihara definitely views them like family.

Fukuchi was #proud when Tachihara managed to almost solo him. He was mad sure, but like he was also proud of this kid. He had similar feelings about Jouno's "betrayal". He is #proud_father_of_traitors

i dont think ill ever love an anime as much as i loved this one. this has such a special place in my heart and the characters from here have got to be some of my favorites of all time.

i js wanted to share some of my thoughts on what i js watched so yeah

SPOILERS FOR BSD S5 ⚠️

im overall very content with that ending

i loved the skk, the fukuchi and fukuzawa backstories and discussions, seeing the ada all be alive and okay (thank goodness), and sskk moment at the very end was cool too

speaking of that, why a cliffhanger? why? I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE AND FREEEEEE

i am excited tho for a s6!!!!

fyodor's death felt a little anticlimatic, but i think thats actually a great conclusion to his character

js showing that even though u can plan as much as u want and have every piece played perfectly, there's still some things that can come as unexpected, and those things can be what ultimately lead to your demise

so yeah i think for all the fyodor drama and action we've had, just a simple(ish) death and hearing him say my god why have u forsaken me was rlly all we needed to close on his chapter

i really loved how there were pretty much 3-4 active plots going on at the same time (fyodor + dazai, aya + bram, fukuchi, ada/hunting dogs), it kept me so engaged and i was honestly pretty equally invested in all of them

my one thing is that i wish fukuchi died much earlier. like it was getting to a point where i was really fed up w seeing him die, turn back time, and then somehow survive.

i was talking to @redfox-44 about this and she said it so well: its like when as kids you would play a game and the other person would just keep coming up with rules and exceptions and bonus things to make them win

thats what fukuchi was like for me.

ALSO i rlly missed the port mafia

i know we had chuuya and let me say that his plot twist was so cool like omg the teeth and the contacts ARGH hes amazing

and that also gave me the scraps of skk that i'd been needing for so long

however i really missed js the port mafia as a whole

i also rlly want to know if tachihara is still alive!! he actually became i character i rlly loved and i really really hope he's alive

OH AND JOUNO??? WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM??? MY FAVE HUNTING DOG

teruko kinda pissed me off sometimes but overall especially after the ending i respect her a bit

tetchou is still so extremely fine and him and suegiku is suchhh a good ship omggg

i rlly loved tetchou and kenji's moment tho theyre both so sweet

like seeing them introduce themselves while just lying on the rubble healed something in my heart

i love kenji i love kenji i love kenji most underrated bsd character ever

on the topic of the ada what was kyouka doing the whole time?? what happened to ango? what did yosano do? what happened to like idk naomi and the cat guy?

yeah i think because there were so many characters it was hard to keep all of them important and heavily involved especially as the seasons went by

like i had a whole document with everyones names and abilities and theres SO MANY lemme tell u that

oh and regarding nikolai and sigma?

i've always felt so bad for sigma like imagine being created for the purpose of serving someone else and aiding them in just one part of their plan

and then constantly being manipulated by organization after organization

and finally feeling like you have a home and something you've worked so hard to run and create just to have it completely stripped away from you

THEN u get tossed into business that isn't even yours and end up being put into a coma because of it

i really hope he wakes up and dazai gives him the longest explanation and apology

for nikolai i feel... kinda bad? he technically got what he wanted but i dont know if that's TRULY what he wanted ykwim?

it's a shame he's the only decay of the angels member left alive and breathing and conscious.

i rlly need an epilogue to clear everything up, just see everyone reunited and happy, get answers to some of my questions, all that