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ulysses dies at dawn
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Kirke and Telegonos’ shrine!
The mirror on the dresser broke so I need to get a replacement, but I’m really pleased with it😊
I plan on slowly building a gallery wall of art related to Them + Their retinue/family to surround it
Fuck the Telegony, all my homies hate the Telegony
POV: I was born due to your husband (who's a little bitch with hubris) having an affair with my mom (who lives at an island and a witch) and l accidentally kill your husband not knowing he's my father so l offer you to come with me to live with my mom but you're a little too sexy.
-Telegonos
As l much as l hate Telegony and everything with it, there's a version where Circe recovers and make Odysseus immortal after Telegony stabs him.
And l am DOWN for Zombie!Odysseus
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The Sons of Odysseus Part 4, Telegonos – SENTENTIAE ANTIQUAE
(This is a continuation of a search for all the children of Odysseus) In our version of Hesiod’s Theogony, Telegonos appears in a disputed l
btw yall lmk if there’s any kirke or telegonos content u would like to see! im gonna try and make more original content this year :)
THE ODYSSEY 2: THE TELEGONY
TIME FOR SOME SHITTY ODYSSEY FAN-FICTION/SEQUEL, ATTRIBUTED TO SOME FUCKER CALLED EUGAMON (OR SOME OTHER FUCKERS), AND SADLY NOW LOST.
SO YOU FUCKERS KNOW ODYSSEUS HAD THIS LONG LIST OF THINGS TO DO THAT TIRESIAS MENTIONED IN FUCKING BOOK 11? LIKE GO BE NICE TO POSEIDON AND BURY A FUCKING OAR? WELL ODYSSEUS FUCKS OFF TO THESPROTIA TO GET THAT SHIT DONE. THESPROTIA HAS A HOT QUEEN, KALLIDIKE, SO NATURALLY ODYSSEUS HAS TO FUCK HER.
THEY HAVE A SON, POLYPOITES, WHO DOESN'T REALLY DO MUCH, AND EVENTUALLY ODYSSEUS (WHO MUST BE SUPER FUCKING OLD BY NOW) HELPS THESPROTIA IN A WAR. KALLIDIKE IS KILLED, SO ODYSSEUS FUCKS BACK TO ITHACA.
MEANWHILE, OTHER, MORE INTERESTING SHIT IS GOING DOWN. REMEMBER WHEN ODYSSEUS HAD A THING WITH WITCH-BITCH CIRCE FOR A YEAR (WHEN HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING BACK TO HIS ACTUAL WIFE, WHAT AN ASSHOLE)? WELL SHE GOT PREGNANT AND HAD SOME ICKY Â BABY, TELEGONOS. THE KID GROWS UP AND ATHENA THINKS IT WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA FOR CIRCE TO TELL HIM ABOUT HIS FATHER.
TELEGONOS FUCKS OFF TO LOOK FOR HIS DADDY, ARMED WITH SOME RAD-ASS SPEAR MADE WITH A STING-RAY'S MOTHERFUCKING STING. HE ENDS UP IN A STORM (LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKER) AND WASHES UP IN ITHACA, BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT. TELEGONOS THEN TAKES THE LOGICAL DECISION - WHEN IN FOREIGN LAND, BE A FUCKING PIRATE. SO HE STARTS STEALING SHIT AND BEATING PEOPLE UP, NOT KNOWING WHERE HE IS.Â
ODYSSEUS COMES OUT TO DEFEND HIS LAND, AND TELEGONOS ENDS UP KILLING HIM. AWKWARD. AS HE LIES THERE DYING, THEY SUDDENLY RECOGNISE EACH OTHER, AND TELEGONOS REALISES HE'S FUCKED UP.
TELEGONOS TAKES ODYSSEUS' BODY, AS WELL AS PENELOPE AND TELEMACHUS (FOR NO APPARENT REASON) BACK TO AEAEA, WHERE HIS MUMMY CIRCE LIVES. THEY BURY ODYSSEUS THERE AND CIRCE TRIES TO FIX SHIT BY MAKING TELEGONOS, TELEMACHUS AND PENELOPE IMMORTAL. THEN TELEGONOS MARRIES PENELOPE AND TELEMACHUS MARRIES CIRCE IN SOME STRANGE STEP-MOTHER/SON FUCKERY.
 *PRETENTIOUS MOVIE CRITIC VOICE* WE PREFERRED THE ORIGINAL.