#tassiter

I think, I need another headcanon dump, but for Borderlands. It’s my main fandom after Undertale&Homestuck sunk.

Edit: I'm sorry, in advance, for any grammar mistakes. I wrote this post at like 3am having an exam coming the very that day…

Edit2: after 2 years of non stop language practice i came here to improve on myself LMAO

I’ve read some hc’s through the years. Never memorized them. Even if I did, I couldn’t tell you what was from who. Okay, here I come, and gonna start with something simple. Characters: Lilith, Gaige n’ Deathtrap, Jeffrey Blake, Harold Tassiter, Timothy, Rhys. Some are 18+.

1. Lilith sing while taking a shower.

2. Lilith and Gaige are like sisters to each other.

3. When Tina saw Deathtrap the first time, she got the type of excitement when human body basically a little bomb-y of happiness. Except Tiny Tina is the bomb. She has. In her arm. Gaige has never left Deathtrap alone with Tina ever again.

4. After Jack’s death, Hyperion became a huge mess. Mr. Blake, as an acting CEO, had to do something with it. One could say, Mr. Blake isn’t the man of such responsibilities, however, all executives around him think and act like his old clients from Mercenary Relations, like his colleges. So Mr. Blake sure knows how to talk with them. He outlived Jack after all.

5. Mr. Blake and Timothy Lawrence are kind of a friends. Both survived, have some personal Jack-based problems, and terrible taste in clothing. Also, Timothy was told that if he betrayed Jack, he would get paid for it. Tassiter is long gone at this point but Mr. Blake kind heart is still beating.

5.5. The sum was 1 million borderlands dollars. But economics of Borderlands Universe is, um… stonks. But Tim has a literature degree, not economy, so he doesn’t quite understand…

6. So Tim finally gets his face changed and his name returned.

7. And lost all the money, and got another loan. Though, got stable bodyguard/negotiator job for Hyperion. Blake proudly call him his boy.

8. Mordecai thinks Moxxi, Tannis, and Lilith soon will have an orgy, assuming they spent so much time together.

9. Harold Tassiter has tragic-ass backstory about divorcing, losing a child and reading too much twitter shitposts. Whatever in this Universe called twitter anyway.

10. He never masturbate, as we know… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

12. …Because there’s always a helping hand or mouth running around. Blake’s included, and if Jack didn’t kill anyone, Harold would get himself a new right hand… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) yeah im in THAT HELL send help my dudes

13. Harold absolutely hates Blake’s tie.

14. Everyone hates it, actually.

15. Angel’s dream is to go to the sea, walking on the white-sanded beach, seeing palms nearby, and sun high up at the blue blue sky.

16. Ellie has never seen other planets. Janey saw some but never stepped on them. This is how their friendship began.

17. Athena threats Tim like a younger brother. She’s happy to know he finally can stand for himself.

18. I dislike Borderlands 3 pretty much but I believe Rhys will help Naoko Katagawa get the CEO position of Maliwan someday.

19. Rhys had relationships with both Sasha and Fiona. Then he walked to Vaughn and said: I Don’t Understand Women. Jack’s AI agreed.

Can’t promise it’ll be fast but I AM hopefully gonna do one for every Siren (except Steele most likely because we saw her for maybe 5 minutes and don’t even know wtf her powers were so I... don’t have much inspiration to go on), no payment necessary

This... is a very good question, I wonder about it myself.

I think the probable answer is that it really is his office and he just lied about his status as a low-rung programmer to give the people he hired something to back that would sound more noble, like in a Robin Hood kind of way. Again with how he seems fond of making up his own narrative to fit his perpetually-growing ego.

Aside from that, though, they make it a point to show you how he kills Tassiter there, which is still... odd.

He literally has a secret compartment built behind the library that he would only know about if he owned the office--so?

Tassiter is really hard to draw!