Festive Fic Prompts! Reblog for all your festive fanfic needs!
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âI could have sworn I baked more cookies than thatâ
âYou are so going on the naughty listâ
âWho could do this at Christmas?â
âYou should have seen the toy store. It was a bloodbathâ
âMaybe you could ask Santa for a new personalityâ
âThere are carol singers coming up the streetâ
âI know itâs the season of goodwill to all men but Iâm just not feeling itâ
âI never saw a candy cane I didnât want to suckâ
âIt smells like forest in hereâ
âYour hands are like iceâ
âWhatâs the matter? You get a visit from the Ghost of Christmas Past?â
âThatâs a tradition Iâd never heard ofâ
âGive it a stir, and make a wishâ
âDo we have any candles?â
âThis whole place smells like Santaâs kitchenâ
âWell, your nose is red. Thatâs festive, right?â
âI hope he slips on the ice and gets a faceful of hollyâ
âThis is just what I wantedâ
âBrandy makes everything betterâ
âThis looks like a Christmas cardâ
âThat is disgustingly festive and I hate itâ
âWell, looks like the powerâs out!â
âWe can have our own Christmas partyâ
âThose arenât ornamentsâ
âI can hear sleigh bellsâ
âAll I want for Christmas is like a dozen orgasms. Is that too much to ask?â
âThere are pine needles sticking in my buttâ
âI baked you Christmas cookiesâ
âWhat did you ask Santa to bring you?â
âI definitely appreciate your love of stockingsâ
âI doubt Santaâs open to briberyâ
âLook at all the lights!â
âDid you make a Christmas wish?â
âThe office Christmas party? Oh GodâŚâ
âThe wearing of tinsel should be mandatoryâ
âThatâs not a turkey, itâs a pterosaurâ
âChristmas Eve is tomorrow! What am I gonna do?â
âIf you donât have a Santa hat, you donât get insideâ
âI plan on letting you unwrap your gift at homeâ
âCome to our place for dinner!â
âYou taste like chocolateâ
âI made mulled wine!â
âNo, I couldnât eat another bite!â
âThis should warm you upâ
âHideous Christmas sweaters are essentialâ
âWe have no cranberry. This is a disaster!â
âFamily picture! Come on, no exceptions!â
âWhy have you hung those on the tree?â
âYou look like a candy caneâ
âAre you serious? You invited my dad?â
âI love this time of yearâ
âChristmas is a time for your real familyâ
âWanna make some merry?â
âI just want to dive face-first into that snow driftâ
âThat Christmas tree is huge!â
âThe lake is frozen, and so is my assâ
âYou really donât like having fun, do you?â
âThereâs nothing that I hate about Christmas that copious amounts of alcohol wonât fixâ
âDonât you just love the snow?â
âSeriously? Thatâs your idea of Christmas dinner?â
âLetâs burrow under the blankets and stay there until New Yearâ
âHe doesnât come before midnightâ
âWell, if you leave your present-buying until Christmas Eve, thatâs what happensâ
âAny New Yearâs resolutions?â
âThat cocoa looks suspiciously like brandyâ
âYou smell like gingerbreadâ
âIs that frosting on your fingers?â
âHave - have you been baking?â
âWhy does the kitchen look like a snowstorm passed through?â
âYour motherâs coming?â
âThat snowman looks evilâ
âHave another drink and stop complainingâ
âIâm allergic to cinnamonâ
âHappy fucking holidays, bitchâ
âWant to jingle my bells?â
âThat is not what I was expecting to find under the treeâ
âIf I hang mistletoe on my belt, will you kiss me underneath it?â
âCome sit by the fireâ
âNo one should be alone at Christmasâ
âI wanted to give you somethingâ
âThe more, the merrier!â
âYouâve never been kissed under the mistletoe?â
âI hope you choke on a chestnutâ
âDid Santaâs elves bring you that outfit?â
âCome on! Itâs traditional!â
âOh, I donât really celebrateâ
âHere I am! Making your Yuletide gay!â
âNo no, I canât sing.â
âThis is a tradition I want to continueâ
âIf I have to listen to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer one more time, Iâm gonna hit myself in the head with something.â
âI wasnât expecting a giftâ
âWhat do you want from the New Year?â
âLight a candle in memoryâ
âI donât think these reindeer flyâ
âNo more Christmas songs, Iâm begging youâ
âSanta got my order wrongâ