i have this headcanon that clark has a big scar on his face from trying to cut his hair with laser eyes for the first time, so he took care to instruct jon on how to do it safely before he let him try for himself, but jon still managed to like ... just shave straight thru. which means clark had to even out the rest and so 8yo jon was just basically bald for a while. there were many tears on everybody's part. also, it's like 5am right now.







