#jpblacksurvival

Luke:Well, who heals the doctor.

Alex:The clown Pagliacci went to the doctor.

Luke:But doctor, I am a doctor.

Rozzi:You need to look at that death again. He didn’t get shot, you know. He was eaten alive by spiders. He has nothing left. I don’t think his skin or blood exists anymore. I don’t think even his DNA exists.

Camilo:I love, love, love supporting dicks! Can’t get enough of it!

JP:Stop supporting penises? How about you get my mom to stop supporting my penis with her tongue.

Eva:Hey. Are you sure that's what you meant to say.

JP:Oh. Wow, guess thats what multiple painkillers post covid shot will do to you at ten AM!

Aiden:Lex Luther. By a mile. It may be working for Amazon except you’re making weapons of mass destruction, he’d still treat his henchmen like shit, your bathroom time would be measured, but compare that to how you’d be if you worked under the Joker.

Aiden:With Lex Luther, you’d probably have dental, a health plan, a paycheck, and the guy that you’re fighting cares about human life a lot. He’d hit you just hard enough for you to be knocked out so he can stop the problem. You work for the Joker and your payment is that you’re not dead right now.

Aiden:You do one wrong thing, bang. You don’t laugh at his jokes? Bang. You DO laugh at his jokes? Bang. You think the Joker gives half of a fuck about his hecnhmen?

Aiden:Who’s Lex Luther’s right-hand man? A woman named Mercy, she’s awesome. Who’s Joker’s right-hand man? Bob? He’s dead. Harley? He tried to kill her multiple times. Slappy? Who the fuck is Slappy? Best case scenario working for the Joker is that you fight Batman! And that presents its own list of problems!

Aiden:If you stopped Superman under Lex Luther, Lex would be angry, but he would still be happy that Superman was caught. You stop BATMAN as a Joker henchman, you better have a coffin picked out yesterday. This isn’t a fun question, this is a screening that the doctors at Arkham use to determine your mental health!

Aiden:There’s a right and wrong answer and the right answer is Lex fucking Luther, have a nice day.

Daniel:Lex Luther will give you up to eight season pass tickets to Disneyland if you file a civil suit against Superman for injuries and emotional distress. He will pay the down payment for a house if the Justice League Foundation settles with you out of court.

Luke:Lex Luther would marry you in the spot if you managed to find the last piece of kryptonite.

Chiara:Invest in silver.

Fiora:Kiss women.

Nicky:All girls.... beautiful.

Johann:Excellent. Gays, what is your wisdom today?

Daniel:Boys... good.

JP:Agsjdksjdkjs.

Johann:Incredible. Bi, pan and poly people, what is your wisdom today?

Hyunwoo:People are pretty but I can’t talk to them.

Chloe:Ice cream fixes a lot of things.

Johann:Superb. Trans people, nonbinary people, what is your wisdom today?

Luke:If you lick a doorknob, you don’t own it. It owns you.

Isol:May look like I’m twelve, but I’m a man.

Eleven:Kiss everything. Dogs, people, bees, just kiss everything~

Johann:Terrific. Aromantic people, asexual people, what is your wisdom today?

Zahir:Bodies are an illusion and time is fake.

Sua:Cat’s fur is lovely~

Cathy:Why?

JP:To get to the idiot’s house. Knock knock.

Cathy:Who’s there?

JP:The chicken.

Cathy:I won’t kill you over that on one condition.

Cathy:Go tell that joke to Daniel.

. . .

Daniel:Who's there?

JP:The chicken.