#stephtim

Tim: Switch?

Cass: Switch.

Steph and Kon: ???

(Cass getting together with Steph, Tim getting with Kon)

(id in alt!)

Tim and his love for infiltrations and/or letting his civil persona be captured so he can destroy enemies from the inside. Steph who enables him and sends him his most powerful weapon via Owlling postal service. Little owlling who hates everything about this.

Damian who is also very much not fond of these stunts.

Ok so. Everybody in this au has too much chemistry with at least 2 others so there won't be any canon ships. I wanna be able to do all of them however I want x) TimSteph being very into each other is the only canon thing there, but Tim is an absolute moron who can't manage a relationship at all so. Yeah.

Pre-Savior and Red Hood. Neighbours Tim and Jason who are best friends and spend every single second of free time they have together. Tim who teaches Jason to skate and how to handle posh socialites. Tim who always tags along during galas to shame the adults when they're being assholes to Jason. Tim who loves Jason with his whole heart from day one.

Tim who assists to Jason's funerals :) And dons the Savior suit because obviously Batman can't even protect his own partner :)) And pushes Damian into resurrecting his best friend because he's incapable of grieving :)))

Jason who's alive again and can't remember anything from his previous life, including his friendship with Tim :))))

Tim dying inside :))))))

Tim: Steph, your codename is 'Been There Done That'.

Tim: Jason, 'Currently Doing That'.

Tim: Dick, 'It Happened Once In A Dream'.

Tim: Damian, 'If I Had No Other Choices'.

Tim: Duke, your codename is, 'Eagle Two.'

Duke: Thank God.

BONUS

*taps mic* : shoujo manga toxic boyfriend steph

bonus double foot in mouth scene: