#stepharper

First Jason who grew up with a crush on Dick and the girl he saved that one time from clu*master. (Slur) Then he came back and was all Dick is still hot. Also (with the info that this chick grew into to Robin and now Batgirl) she got hotter! So he drools while they fight.

Then Tim who Steph and him couldn’t work but he still likes her and wants to try again. And Dick the ever gorgeous, ever kind.

Then Damien who is like a 13 year old boy around the ‘hottest people in existence club’ so obviously he develops crush on the two nicest, most accepting members.

Then you know Cass, Harper, Duke, and the others (Bruce has so many kids just imagine who ever you want) all have the same reactions because The Nicest, Hotest, and Strongest people they know in one place hot and sweaty and grunting.

Of course Dick and Steph notice their audience they also notice the drool practically falling and the faces of people imagining themselves in a threesome with the two on the mat.

So they put on a show. They Punch they moan and grunt and not one of the ‘greatest detectives’. Even close to notices so they continue until Dick goes to show-off and Steph slams him down(which is the hottest thing any of them have ever seen.)

She straddles over him and give some sort of catchphrase i.e. “Spoiler alert you lose again.” “It isn’t a spoiler if I already know, babe.” Dick adds the pet name on because after all the audience aren’t the only ones vying over the purple clad warrior (“It’s eggplant Dick!”)

So the performers turn to their audience(who are praying that B’s training for emotion coverage has payed off in someway) and ask if anyone wants lunch after they shower.

“Sure”s and “Yeah”s pour out after a moment of that mental image.