Any thoughts about Dick’s time as Batman, when he’s stressed as hell due to Bruce’s death/suddenly being Damian’s dad/Cass fucking off to China, so he takes it out on the girl causing him the most trouble, the brand new batgirl who barely makes it through patrol?
And idk, maybe he’s also jealous how easily she connects to Damian, so Dick just has to blame Steph, she’s corrupting his kid (or some other bullshit excuse to get her alone)
This was sent like 4 days ago, don't mind me.
Could definitely see this.
Also, because I like to kind of connect various ships. Cass fucked off after Dick could not match her standards of 'pretending to be Bruce'
(DickCass to me is almost always they're both pretending to be Bruce for the other)
And then Damian is of course being himself.
Tim's fucked off too, which is not ideal because he'd probably do some dubiously legal things to keep Steph from the danger of Batgirl, but he's not there to do it.
Jason's daddy issues have only gotten worse after Bruce dying, so Dick is gonna stick to the other side of the city from that flaming mess, thank you.
So, Steph is there, and she's connecting with Damian, and she's like Barbara used to be. Can you blame him if he bends her over the car one night?
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dicksteph can fuck as batman and batgirl when they're in that time but have we considered dickcass but Cass doesn't want him at all and make him act like Bruce because she and Bruce used to fuck (and also Bruce and Dick but that's a little less obvious during the sex) and she wants him to act like Bruce. And every time he stops acting like Bruce she stops riding him until he acts like Bruce again
For you, another trip to the WIP icebox! This is from a verse I mentally call “WFA vibes but they’re all poly and having complicated relations” (or BPA – Bat Polycule Adventures for short, and yes I do have a diagram lol).
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“Listen, Dick—you and Cass,” Steph says, gesturing between the two of them with a flick of her finger. She’s sitting on the other couch, legs thrown over Cass’s lap.
“Between the two of you, you could break in anywhere, physically or digitally,” she says, ticking the points off on her fingers as she speaks, “you could kick anyone’s ass, you’re super cute together, and you’re probably the least likely to get distracted making out in a corner. Tell me I’m wrong.”
“Hey!” Duke stops massaging Tim’s shoulders. “I wouldn’t get distracted making out with anyone in a corner!”
“I’m pretty sure none of us would except those two,” Tim says, nodding to Steph and Cass.
“I resemble that remark,” Steph says. “And, besides,” she says, turning to Duke, “you, young padawan, have yet to graduate from the Alfred Pennyworth School of Bat-acting. No undercover missions until you have your certificate. That’s the rule.”
“Wait,” Duke says, “am I actually gonna get a certificate?”
“Too hard to keep track of all the paper, so we switched to a digital badge system instead,” Babs says. “When was the last time you checked your Batquest app? It’s under Skills.”
Duke pulls out his phone and starts scrolling. “There are way too many sections on that thing.”
“That’s what I said!” Dick says, sitting up as much as he can with Jason’s arm weighing him down. “You know how this started? Stickers. All I wanted was stickers. I made a cute little app with stickers. And then—” Dick waves his hands in the universal Bat sign for a whole bunch of shit happened that I don’t want to talk about, “—so I left the project to Babs and Tim, and I come back to all this.”
“RPG themes make everything better!” Tim says.
“Seconded,” Babs says.
Dick throws his hands up. “I don’t even understand how the points and leveling system works! I just guess whenever I need to change the code!”
“Actually, I don’t totally understand it either,” Tim says.
Babs winces. “Seconded.”
“Okay, you’re all getting distracted here!” Steph says. “I mean, I think one of you should definitely fix that soon, because girl wants her Batpoints—but we have tickets to buy! I am officially nominating Dick and Cass for the mission. Dick or Cass, do you object?”
“No objections,” Cass says.
“No objections.” Dick smiles at Cass. “I feel like it’s been a long time since we did a mission together.”
“Dick and Cass have been officially nominated,” Babs says. “Anyone else?”
“Me and Tim,” Jason says, raising the hand that isn’t on Dick’s shoulder. “Same reasons as Dick and Cass.”
Steph flails on the couch, nearly kicking Cass. “Excuse me, you guys would totally get distracted making out!”
Tim raises his hand. “Veto. I get sick on cruises.”
Jason stares at him. “You live on a boat.”
“I didn’t say I get seasick,” Tim says. “Cruise ships are like an incubator for any infectious disease. My parents took me on one once and I had diarrhea for like a week straight. Never again.”
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