#steammachine

I have no regrets.

Robert: Sure. What’s up?

Prism: I just wanted to ask if I could join your poly-whatever thing you guys have going on with Herm.

Flambae: This again?

Robert: I’m sorry what? *confused*

Prism: yeah can I get in on that?

Robert: aren’t you with Malevola? I thought things were going good between you two.

Prism: Oh they are! I just wanna join. I got her consent for it.

Flambae: you’re just asking so you can date Herm. She doesn’t give a shit about us.

Robert: wait that’s what this is about?

Robert: huh. I mean..I guess? As long as Herm is okay with it.

Prism: Thanks boo! I have the best aquarium date planned for us! Moon jellies, touch tanks, penguins, all of it! I’m gonna hook that boy up!

Prism: Also, if Malevola and I were open to a threesome can he join? If he wants to that is.

Flambae: Malevola is going to kill him Alice!

Prism: I’ll make sure she behaves! She’s been eyeing him up too.

Robert:…*sighs* as..long as Herm is fine with it I don’t see-

Coupé: *peeks around Flambae* Can I have him for a night when she’s finished?

Flambae: *startled* FUCK!!

Prism: Why don’t you just join us? You enjoyed it when you joined us. And Colm didn’t even get jealous!

Coupé: well that’s because we communicate and he was too busy with Katon-Ur. We agreed on it.

Robert: This is getting out of hand-

Flambae: hey you’re getting too greedy with OUR boyfriend! You’re going to leave me stuck with Robert!

Prism: Bae cool it, it’s fine. *turns to Coupé* Also I think Victor is interested In joining but I can have our night for another time.

Coupé: that would be preferable thank you.

Robert: *exhasberated* Victor too? I’m losing track of everyth-

Flambae: is there anyone who DOESNT want to fuck my boyfriend?! The tall one?!

Golem and Punch Up: * had come over and they raise their hands*

Robert:….*rubs temples* what is wrong with you all? I ask myself this daily but you’re really driving it home today.

Waterboy: *comes over* W-What’s with th-the uh…the crowd?

Robert: Herm you might want to sit down for this.

Waterboy: O-Oh…is it..bad? *worried*

Flambae: Literally everyone except two people want to date or fuck you.

Robert: Wait no three cause Katon-Ur isn’t-

Phenomaman: I am very much interested in courting and mating with Herman.

Robert:-and never mind.

Waterboy: *bright red* H-Huh?

Flambae: everyone’s asking us if they’d be okay with it like you’re a fucking child in divorce court that in the center of a custody agreement.

Waterboy: O-Oh…uh…o-okay. If…if everyone’s…okay w-with it I guess w-we could try-

Invisigal: *appears out of nowhere* cool. So-

Waterboy: *dead serious at Invisigal* Except you.

Invisigal: Oh come on! I’m not invited? Everyone else is! I wouldn’t even get those mushy romantic feelings for you.

Waterboy: I’d rather die.

Invisigal: fine, fine. Figured it would be worth a shot.

Robert:…..