#steammachine

I have no regrets.

Robert: Sure. What’s up?

Prism: I just wanted to ask if I could join your poly-whatever thing you guys have going on with Herm.

Flambae: This again?

Robert: I’m sorry what? *confused*

Prism: yeah can I get in on that?

Robert: aren’t you with Malevola? I thought things were going good between you two.

Prism: Oh they are! I just wanna join. I got her consent for it.

Flambae: you’re just asking so you can date Herm. She doesn’t give a shit about us.

Robert: wait that’s what this is about?

Robert: huh. I mean..I guess? As long as Herm is okay with it.

Prism: Thanks boo! I have the best aquarium date planned for us! Moon jellies, touch tanks, penguins, all of it! I’m gonna hook that boy up!

Prism: Also, if Malevola and I were open to a threesome can he join? If he wants to that is.

Flambae: Malevola is going to kill him Alice!

Prism: I’ll make sure she behaves! She’s been eyeing him up too.

Robert:…*sighs* as..long as Herm is fine with it I don’t see-

Coupé: *peeks around Flambae* Can I have him for a night when she’s finished?

Flambae: *startled* FUCK!!

Prism: Why don’t you just join us? You enjoyed it when you joined us. And Colm didn’t even get jealous!

Coupé: well that’s because we communicate and he was too busy with Katon-Ur. We agreed on it.

Robert: This is getting out of hand-

Flambae: hey you’re getting too greedy with OUR boyfriend! You’re going to leave me stuck with Robert!

Prism: Bae cool it, it’s fine. *turns to Coupé* Also I think Victor is interested In joining but I can have our night for another time.

Coupé: that would be preferable thank you.

Robert: *exhasberated* Victor too? I’m losing track of everyth-

Flambae: is there anyone who DOESNT want to fuck my boyfriend?! The tall one?!

Golem and Punch Up: * had come over and they raise their hands*

Robert:….*rubs temples* what is wrong with you all? I ask myself this daily but you’re really driving it home today.

Waterboy: *comes over* W-What’s with th-the uh…the crowd?

Robert: Herm you might want to sit down for this.

Waterboy: O-Oh…is it..bad? *worried*

Flambae: Literally everyone except two people want to date or fuck you.

Robert: Wait no three cause Katon-Ur isn’t-

Phenomaman: I am very much interested in courting and mating with Herman.

Robert:-and never mind.

Waterboy: *bright red* H-Huh?

Flambae: everyone’s asking us if they’d be okay with it like you’re a fucking child in divorce court that in the center of a custody agreement.

Waterboy: O-Oh…uh…o-okay. If…if everyone’s…okay w-with it I guess w-we could try-

Invisigal: *appears out of nowhere* cool. So-

Waterboy: *dead serious at Invisigal* Except you.

Invisigal: Oh come on! I’m not invited? Everyone else is! I wouldn’t even get those mushy romantic feelings for you.

Waterboy: I’d rather die.

Invisigal: fine, fine. Figured it would be worth a shot.

Robert:…..

Rating: Explicit Content Warning(s): N/A Fandom: Dispatch Word Count: 2,595 Summary:

Robert, Chad, and Herman were all varying degrees of too wired to fall asleep by the time they all settle down for bed. While Robert was content to just scroll on his phone until he couldn't keep his eyes open, Chad— and subsequently, Herm— get an idea that's a bit more involved. They had extended the invitation to join to Robert, but he didn't think he had the energy to participate. To the surprise of his boyfriends, Robert does end up involved— granted, in a relatively small way, but it drives the both of them crazy.

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I am once again asking for people to indulge me with Dispatch Rp. All characters 18+ (think I forgot to specify before)!

I am still obsessed with these characters several weeks later, and I’d love to dive into some more ships.

I’m 21+ NB searching for someone 20+ to explore the queer ships from Dispatch. I am only interested in ships that are queer in some way, though I am not looking for any one ship in particular.

A list of ships I would be interested in below (characters I would prefer to play in bold). Some polyships will be included, I’m down to play two or one character out of each.

•Flambert (Flambae x Robert)

•Steammachine (Waterboy x Robert x Flambae)

•Waterbae (Flambae x Waterboy)

•Waterboy x Sonar

•Punch Up x Coupe x Robert

I’d also be down to hear about other ships as well! Though there are some I will turn down due to not be interested or already having rps for them :)

I am lit- adv. lit and tend to mirror responses, but I am also okay with shorter more rapid fire type replies! However, there are times where I will take awhile to respond (sometimes even a few weeks or over) so pls be okay with that. I will be available to chat ooc even during times where I can’t reply to the rp though! And I love chatting and making friends.

I’m trying to stay in cannonverse for these rps for the most part, but things like swap/villain and omegaverse aus can be discussed! I am interested in some NSFW with the characters, but I don’t want the roleplays to be nothing but smut. Also okay with some darker themes but don’t usually venture too far into dead dove themes, and I like to balance angst and fluff. Trans headcanons are also very welcome.

I rp on discord normally but could be convinced to rp here.

Like this post if interested and I will reach out!

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