Jun 6, 2023
ITS THE SPIDERS!!!!
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ITS THE SPIDERS!!!!
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How funny would it be if Miles is the only cis one in the Spiderteens. Pav's trans masc, Gwen's trans femme, and Hobie's doing his own thing.
I love that for them.
miles: it's so annoying how pavitr is good at everything. there's got to be SOMETHING he's terrible at
margo: yeah. maybe he's a bad kisser or something
gwen, hobie and miles, simultaneously: no, he's good at that too
margo: what?
miles: what?
gwen: what?
hobie: what?
i love hobie so much because yes he's punk and looks out for his own like no one else but ALSO HE'S FUNNY AS FUCK like 1. from the moment he arrives he messes around with miles so comfortably ("is he bleeding from his armpits?") like the other person who says that line is peter b, notorious bad dad jokester who is super close with miles but also 2. hobie fucking with gwen AND miles a lil bit like hear me out okay if PRAV from the FIRST MOMENT he sees miles is like "omg new guy loves youuuu" to gwen even when he doesn't know who miles is or what miles means big picture, then HOBIE who knows wtf is going on, who has been hanging out with gwen for the past couple months and prolly hears gwen talk about miles all the time, sees how miles reacts to him and immediately understands exactly what's going on and decides, comedic anarchist that he is, to fuck shit up with a HEY GWEN YOU LEFT YOUR SWEATER AT MINE RIGHT??!!!! like she's been crashing at yours for months ofc she's got stuff at yours, why're you bringing this up now?
and then gwen, not wanting miles to misunderstand is immediately tries to deny it like, uhhhhh must be someone else's sweater?? (cos she knows what miles is jealous of her crashing with hobie) but he keeps going like "OH YA AND THE TOOTHBRUSH" "WAIT ARE THOSE MY CHUCKS" like he's totally messing with her he prolly gave her those chucks and even in his intro he brings so much energy and fun by totally playing into the over the top anarchist punk trope and you're telling me he's not the type to fuck around with his drummer and the new guy??? ALL SPIDEYS ARE FUNNY!
and im not against gwen and hobie being together, like for sure they've got chemistry and closeness that im so here to see more of, but i just really want more people to appreciate hobie " I DONT BELIEVE IN COMEDY" as the funny ass spiderpunk jokester that he is !!
jessica is probably peter’s number one or two babysitter. she’s really good at babysitting and it helps boost her confidence about her own kid! jessica and mj go on little baby shopping sessions today so she can offer advice on things she might need!! spider parents!!!!
(the other babysitter is miguel. ben has to have supervision… spider teens are the 3rd option)
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Hobie, teaching mayday and the arachkids/spider teens: and remember kids. the next time that somebody tells you, “the government wouldn't do that.”, oh yes they would.
Hobie: Am I right in thinking there's no one else in this room?
Pavitr: Mmm, no.
Hobie: So there is someone else in this room?
Pavitr: No, sorry. I said "no" meaning yes.
Hobie: NO MEANING YES? I want a straight answer. Yes or no?
Pavitr: Uh...no.
Hobie: NO there IS or NO there ISN'T??
Pavitr: Yes.
Gwen: I'm going to fucking murder you both.
Margo: Well, there is still some confusion as to whether or not there's anybody else in this room.
Pavitr: I told you, there isn't!
Hobie: There isn't any confusion, or there isn't anybody else?
Pavitr: Either. Both.
Hobie: Just give me a clear answer!
Pavitr: Fine!
Pavitr:
Pavitr: What was the question?
Hobie: IS THERE ANYONE IN THE ROOM?
Everyone: NO!
Peni: That's what he says...but does he know?
(Miles was in the room, invisible, Pavitr was covering for him while he stole everyone's phones and changed the lockscreens)
hey so i just had an idea for a spiderteens fic (miles, gwen, hobie, pavitr, margo) where they would have a pajama party and bleach their hair and i was wondering if it would work if i added some tattoos to their party so here you go what do you think?