love nectar.

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

not now kitten, mommy needs to get up off her ass and overcome her fear of writing poorly because it's better than not writing at all.

In your 20s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. It's important to understand that there is no race.

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

Saving this post to show my boss who I told the AI flier makes us look lazy and ignorant, and offered to hand draw one. She still printed tons of ai fliers and I'm tempted to make a better one just because it annoys me so much.

Fun update: event was canceled because literally nobody rsvp'd to the AI flier.

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane

you have to love the tgirl but you have to let her love you back too

good morning cruel world

Don’t you mean goodbye?

no i meant good morning. this world may be cruel but i’m still kickin’