Galadriail

we have to thank our brave soldiers in fandom who write gen fics. we have to thank our brave soldiers in fandom who write character studies and stories with no focus on romance or sex. we have to get on our knees and thank the brave soldiers in fandom who write about minor characters and friendship and family with no focus on romance or sex. i know it’s hard to care about characters in a world that seems to only revolve around ships but i see you. and i love you

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

No one appreciates juliet enough. I need to see more complilations of that woman acting borderline rabid, and unhinged bc she IS THAT. UNHINGED. She has daddy issues. She dated an elf, and got cheated on by him. She slapped a girl to the point of that girl fainting at camp, bc she stole her nail polish. Her way of relaxing is timing how long it takes for her to reassemble her gun. She broke a girls nose while undercover at a roller derby. She can shoot arrows with a crossbow?? Her whole family is fucked up but hey they have scottish christmas games. In an alternate universe she dates dwayne wade and she also once invited a bunch of criminals by accident for her partner's secret birthday party. Who is out there doing it like her. We need more juliets

juliet o'hara is iconic in part bc shawn accused her brother of murder and she immediately pulled out the "yeah well you have daddy issues AND mommy issues, so maybe that's your problem" and walked away

sometimes i look at myself going "yeah i'm a dog and an angel and a robot and a knight and i'm seeing the appeal of maids and dolls" and it's like girl at what point do you just save your breath and say "i want to be anything other than a human being please god just let me be allowed to not act like a person"

i love polyamory i love aromanticism i love QPRs i love communal child rearing let’s all get weirder forever

This pride month I need every aromantic to get more annoying about being aromantic