#spideman

Marvel better let him keep his hair like that

Evidence 1: interested in photography (of vigilantes in particular)

Evidence 2: good at science stuff/ deadly smart

Evidence 3: bisexual

Evidence 4: selfless acts (bruh do I even need to give examples?)

Evidence 5: dead parents/father figures

Evidence 6: cool/funny inner monologue (The whole Red Robin comic y'all)

Reasoning: it is absolutely possible that Tim Drake went on a school trip to Lexcorp when he was 14 and got bitten by a radioactive spider resulting in a terrible fever but he wouldn't say anything to anyone because he is emotionally stupid and wake up next day with spider powers and say, and i quote,: "cool"

Conclusion: NOW I HAVE TO WRITE SPIDER-TIM

Ava and Peter hates winter, they are both always cold and feel really tired after spending lot of time in low temperatures

Luke is okay with it, it doesn’t really bothers him since he had thicker skin… but he hates feeling freezing air on top of his head, so he wears beanies

Sam went once to school wearing shorts and hoodie combo while it was freezing outside bc “he is used to it”… he caught really bad cold and spend next two weeks doing nothing just laying in bed and feeling sick… since then he wears like 5 layers of clothes at least

Danny never feels cold, at all… he at first thought it was normal but after finding out that everyone else is literally freezing outside, it became his hobby to little bit tease rest of the team about it

YOU DON’T BELONG HERE… YOU NEVER DID 🕷️

[Spiderverse] drew this back in June

Cause like think abt it, Peter basically sells glorified sexy selfies of his ‘friend’ fighting for money to a boss who HATES Spider-Man and they’re still together ???

Not only that but if you ask around a bit and stalk peters socials (Ik weird) he’s basically CHEATING ON SPIDER-MAN W SOME CHICK NAMED MJ ?? can’t blame him tho she kinda… 😍😍

But its mutual toxic yaoi cause istg I’ve seen Spider-Man be to close with a few superheroes… a bit TOO close to be not a little… yk… on our month too…

(That’s right I see u Deadpool and Spider-Man eating on the roof)

That’s right him and human torch aren’t slick I’ve seen that come meet me at our special place spidey message ON FIRE on the streets of ny

And you basically never seen them in the same room together ?? Even tho everyone knows they’re dating… like cmon Peter how did u get those closeups of Spider-Man ??