Eve!!

Quick mizisua sketch before I do homework

Cause like think abt it, Peter basically sells glorified sexy selfies of his ‘friend’ fighting for money to a boss who HATES Spider-Man and they’re still together ???

Not only that but if you ask around a bit and stalk peters socials (Ik weird) he’s basically CHEATING ON SPIDER-MAN W SOME CHICK NAMED MJ ?? can’t blame him tho she kinda… 😍😍

But its mutual toxic yaoi cause istg I’ve seen Spider-Man be to close with a few superheroes… a bit TOO close to be not a little… yk… on our month too…

(That’s right I see u Deadpool and Spider-Man eating on the roof)

That’s right him and human torch aren’t slick I’ve seen that come meet me at our special place spidey message ON FIRE on the streets of ny

And you basically never seen them in the same room together ?? Even tho everyone knows they’re dating… like cmon Peter how did u get those closeups of Spider-Man ??

Quick spideypool fursona doodle, a friend of mine was like Deadpool would be a great chihuahua then I piled on saying he was an abnormally big chihuahua so he has been often assumed as like a chow chow or a golden retriever

And Peter’s a siamese cat cause they’re supposed to be mean, and I really like the concept of Peter being viewed as weaker because he’s a feline who are more agile than heavy hitters

after I drank 3 bottles of soju and went straight to a church bday party semi sober and smelling of sweat and sea and cheap vanilla perfume

The only way you could tell I even drank was if you were there to kiss my lips as I brushed the joy away with capitalism and religious obligations