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Gold Star of Venus: Wukong, you've become the ragebaiting champion of the world. No opponent so far has stood a chance against you.
Gold Star of Venus: There only one remaining challenge...."gestures towards the Buddha".
(Source: ShenComix)
NOT THE RAGE-BAITING CHALLENGE! D:
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Soldier/Zhanna: *bringing out ring boxes at the same time*
Zhanna: Oh… *laughs* It seems we both planned to propose to each other right here!
Soldier: *smugly* AH, BUT I’VE TAKEN THE KNEE! SO IT SEEMS THAT I’LL BE THE ONE PROPOSING TODAY!
Zhanna: *smirks* Not so fast! *on both her knees, huddled* I’m even lower than you! I’m proposing!
Soldier: OH HO HO! HOW SURE YOU ARE OF YOURSELF!
Soldier: *lays flat on his front* BEHOLD! I AM A LOW AS THE HUMAN BODY CAN POSSIBLY BE! I WILL BE THE ONE WHO PROPOSES, CUPCAKE, AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU C-
Zhanna: *cuts Soldier off by digging into the soil in front of him*
*meanwhile, a short distance away…*
Medic: *holding a "congratulations!" sign* Aw, look at them, they are truly perfect for each other!
Heavy: *holding a "SAY NO!" sign* So it would seem…
DAVE: i took a controversial new pill that accelerates my brain
ROSE: So you’re smart now?
DAVE: im stupid faster
DAVE, TRIUMPHANTLY: im doing 1000 calculations per second and theyre all wrong
Scarlet: Surrender now, dragonets! I've defeated all your guards!
Tsunami: We... don't have any guards...
Scarlet:
Scarlet, looking back at all the students she beat up: You don't?
The Devil: So, you've come to challenge the Devil to a game?
Wally: ...
The Devil: Very well. If you win, I'll grant you wealth and power beyond your wildest dreams. If you lose... your soul is mine.
Wally: ...
The Devil: So what will it be? Chess? Perhaps poker?
Wally: Staring contest.
The Devil: ...
*later*
Demons: ALL HAIL THE NEW SATAN!
Wally: @ : )
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[KOF fighters giving motivational talks be like]
Chizuru: Remember to pracice self care.
Mai: You look cute today!
Iori: Confront the darkness within yourself and emerge victorious, bathed in the viscera of your inner demons. Born anew.
Kyo: I'm scared of Yagami.
Sorcerer: I've cast a controversial new spell that accelerates my brain.
Wizard: So you're smart now?
Sorcerer: I'm stupid faster.
Ruby: That’s where you’re wrong, Salem! We will defeat you with the powers of…
Weiss: Friendship!
Blake: Harmony!
Yang: Incredible violence!
Ruby: And love!
