#source b99

Later

Cody walks into the office

Waxer: “Good Evening Sir!”

Cody: “No.  Its Not. I haven’t slept because I’ve been going over that stupid problem.  Now I finally understand Obi-Wan’s side.”

Boil: “Cool, so its all better and I never have to hear about math again?”

Cody: “Quite the opposite, I know better than ever how wrong he is.”

(flashback to Cody and Obi-Wan’s house)

Cody: “Probability doesn’t kick in.  Do I have to teach you college level statistics?”

Obi-Wan: “I don’t know, do I have to teach you high school statistics?”

Cody: “Do I have to teach you 8th grade statistics?”

Obi-Wan: “Do I have to teach you 7th grade statistics?”

Cody: “Do I have to teach you-”

(cut back to present)

Cody: “Now if you’ll excuse me Troopers, I need to leave him a snide voice mail about “kindergarten statistics.”

Waxer: “Okay, we have got to explain this thing to Commander Cody to save their relationship.  And you laughed at me when I went to that weekend-long math conference.”

Boil: “Cause you called it "funky Loth-cats and their feisty stats."

Waxer: “That was the name!  It was so cool.”

Boil: “It was not.  Anyway, it's not about the math.  They haven't seen each other because of the night shift.  They just need to bone.”

Waxer: "WHAT!?  Gross Boil!  Those Are Our Dads!

Boil: raises eyebrow

Waxer: “I mean ... [chuckles] ... That's not what I think.  Commander Dad is just my boss.”

Boil: “Wow.”

Waxer: “Never mind!  I'm teaching father the math!”

Boil: smirks

Waxer: “Whatever, Boil!” walks away

later

Waxer is on the ground by his desk, looking for something when Commander Cody walks up:

Cody: “Is everything okay, Waxer?”

Waxer: “No, I lost my ring.”

Cody: “Did you see where it went?”

Waxer: “Actually... (pulls up miniature monty hall problem), It's behind one of these three doors. Why don't you pick one?”

Cody: “Are you trying to Monty Hall me?  It's unbelievable.  I don't need Monty Hall ruining my place of work when Monty Hall has already ruined my home life.”

Boil: “Come on, sir, the math thing isn't the problem.  Night shift's keeping you and Obi-Wan apart.  You two just need to bone.”

Waxer: whimpers audibly

Cody (voice cracking): “What did you say?”

Waxer: “Don't say it again.”

Boil: “I said you two need to bone.”

Amy: whimpers

Cody: “Hoooooow daaaaaare you, Boil.  I am yOuR SUPERIOR oFfIcEr!”

[five minutes later]

Cody: “Bone!”

[ten minutes later]

Cody: “What happens in my bedroom, Trooper, is none of your business.”

[twenty-one minutes later]

Cody: “BoOoOoOoOne?!”

[forty minutes later]

Cody: “Don't ever speak to me like that again.”  Walks away.

Waxer (raises head from desk): “Why did you do that?”

Boil: “Dude was pent up.  Now he knows.  Problem solved.”

the next day

Waxer: “Oh, Commander, I know you don't want to talk about Monty Hall, but I did contact a math-”

Cody: “No need trooper.  It's all good.”

Waxer: “So the fight with Obi-Wan is over?”

Cody: “Yep.”

Waxer: “Because you understand the math now?”

Cody: “Nope.”

Boil: “Because you guys-”

Cody: “Yep.”

Boil: “Knew it.  See, what happened is, your dads had sex-”

Waxer: “OKAY BOIL!”