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Nathan Bateman: **calls Jamie, (his kid assistant), his BABY one time in public just to tease them.**

The Media: JAMIE ALVAREZ OR JAMIE BATEMAN?

The Media: NATHAN BATEMAN’S ILLEGITIMATE CHILD

Y/N: Nathan you need to do a press conference to sort this out. Just tell them Jamie is not your child.

Nathan: **at a press conference** Hello, yes this is my kid Jamie Alvarez-Bateman, the sole heir to my research, my fortune, and my company.

Y/N: why do I even try.

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jesper: I’M TOO HOT!

jesper: *points at wylan*

jesper:

wylan: sigh

jesper:

wylan, in a monotone voice with a blank expression: hot damn.

jesper: cALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMAN!

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Customer: Can I get a number 5 with coke please ?

Chris: Sorry we don't sell cocaine

Boss, pulling Chris aside: Why would you say that ?

Chris, to customer: Oh nevermind we do sell cocaine

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Brett: Reagan, there are 21 letters in the alphabet right?

Reagan: ...

Reagan: There are 26 letters in the alphabet. How do you not know this—

Brett, flirting with her: Oh right! I forgot! U R A Q T!

Reagan, still ranting: It doesn’t matter which letters you forgot. Oh my god! How do you not know there are 26 letters in the alphabet?! You’re not THAT stupid!

[a few hours later]

Reagan: Oh my God, I'm the the stupid one! Brett!

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Nathan Bateman: **calls Jamie, (his kid assistant), his BABY one time in public just to tease them.**

The Media: JAMIE ALVAREZ OR JAMIE BATEMAN?

The Media: NATHAN BATEMAN’S ILLEGITIMATE CHILD

Y/N: Nathan you need to do a press conference to sort this out. Just tell them Jamie is not your child.

Nathan: **at a press conference** Hello, yes this is my kid Jamie Alvarez-Bateman, the sole heir to my research, my fortune, and my company.

Y/N: why do I even try.

jesper: I’M TOO HOT!

jesper: *points at wylan*

jesper:

wylan: sigh

jesper:

wylan, in a monotone voice with a blank expression: hot damn.

jesper: cALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMAN!

#jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wesper #wylan x jesper #jesper x wylan #soc #six of crows #crooked kingdom #grishaverse #incorrect quotes #source : unknown

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Customer: Can I get a number 5 with coke please ?

Chris: Sorry we don't sell cocaine

Boss, pulling Chris aside: Why would you say that ?

Chris, to customer: Oh nevermind we do sell cocaine

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Brett: Reagan, there are 21 letters in the alphabet right?

Reagan: ...

Reagan: There are 26 letters in the alphabet. How do you not know this—

Brett, flirting with her: Oh right! I forgot! U R A Q T!

Reagan, still ranting: It doesn’t matter which letters you forgot. Oh my god! How do you not know there are 26 letters in the alphabet?! You’re not THAT stupid!

[a few hours later]

Reagan: Oh my God, I'm the the stupid one! Brett!

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