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Chuuya : ugh, crushes are the worst!
Dazai : yeah. whenever i’m near someone i have a crush on, i start acting stupid.
Chuuya : you’re always acting stupid.
Dazai :
Dazai : don’t think about that one too hard.
Nathan Bateman: **calls Jamie, (his kid assistant), his BABY one time in public just to tease them.**
The Media: JAMIE ALVAREZ OR JAMIE BATEMAN?
The Media: NATHAN BATEMAN’S ILLEGITIMATE CHILD
Y/N: Nathan you need to do a press conference to sort this out. Just tell them Jamie is not your child.
Nathan: **at a press conference** Hello, yes this is my kid Jamie Alvarez-Bateman, the sole heir to my research, my fortune, and my company.
Y/N: why do I even try.
jesper: I’M TOO HOT!
jesper: *points at wylan*
jesper:
wylan: sigh
jesper:
wylan, in a monotone voice with a blank expression: hot damn.
jesper: cALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMAN!
Narcissa: what's going on with you and Ms. Granger?
Draco: Granger is playing hard to get.
Draco: Lucky for her, I am also playing hard-to-get-rid-of.
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Rory: I wanna hear those 3 little words.
Jess: I love you.
Rory: Jess!
Jess: Fine.
Jess: I will behave.
Do you think Jesus, the son of a carpenter, smelt the wood of the cross and briefly thought of home?
Customer: Can I get a number 5 with coke please ?
Chris: Sorry we don't sell cocaine
Boss, pulling Chris aside: Why would you say that ?
Chris, to customer: Oh nevermind we do sell cocaine