i remember posting a while back about like fankids and the idea of parenting with emet and now im kind of like Why did i ever think that would be a cute idea. realistically. the first step of having kids that will grow up in a healthy and comfortable environment is making sure their father is not emet-selch

the world would be so much better if for every excitable believer they had a friend to text back with “babe. babe no. thats a conspiracy theory babe. love you tho”

This is a Dre-hate blog.

I don’t mindcontrol my boyfriend, but sometimes when we’re in bed and he’s just drifting off and I say “Are you still there?” in my Portal turret voice, I think I get pretty close to making him shit himself anyway.

me online calling atton boyfriend material and saying i’d take good care of him vs me in game not giving him any medical attention bc he’s bisexual, meaning he gets back up no matter how many times he gets knocked down, as long as another character is standing

I fell asleep before Netflix and chill 😫😫