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sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

bagofcoldnoodles

Is it licking boots?

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afamiliarpealoflaughter

the witcher characters as tumblr posts part 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5

#the witcher

lilapetrichorwinteryrogue

truer words never spoken

#always saying this #d20

Bonding with the male coworkers by talking about how we all want a power washer.

#about me #we all got opinions on em.

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really appreciate the reminder every 4-5 months of how important zoloft is when my pharmacy decides to not send me my prescription. thank you so much cvs for 3 days of withdrawal symptoms it really makes life without them seem so much better. its like being brain electrocuted every 15 seconds. great.

#about me #ohh drugs what would i do without you #i would like this to stop now thanks.

I love when I get questions about the menu at my work. Idk I’ve literally never read it. I stand in front of that shit. It’s a mural to me.

#about me #oh the words behind me? yeah idk

awkwardexxodus

oh man the painting on this drawing is insa- fuck do you mean #minecraft build

awkwardexxodus

the specific build in question btw

parchmentengineer

I looked up some of the artist's other builds and they're all just absolutely incredible

traveling is literally never the price id expect it to be. something is always way cheaper or way more expensive than i would have thought. and if its cheap its suspicious.

#about me #girls trip :(#me want girls trip me want go place eat food get drunk :(#but money...

geniusbee

these are getting weird

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tales from job: did you know that jersey mikes make fucking cookies? we make them IN HOUSE and cant sell them if theyre more than a day old guys the amount of individually wrapped cookies that we take home after a shift is crazy. also if you order a cheesesteak i personally hate you and want you to die

#about me #the cheesesteak thing is a me thing. i hate the grill. all my homies hate the grill #no one wants to be at the grill #anyways #i dont like you jersey mike but you do give me a lot of free sandwiches. and il take the cookies even if they are mid.#also we have to count how many onions we put on a sandwich.#god forbit its more than 4

bowsersex

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

bowsersex

Military recruiter who pretends to be a tarot card reader so he can tell every person who gets their future read by him and they'll be joining the military in the future.

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

(military recruiter tarot card reader in august of 2001) *draws The Tower* *draws a second The Tower* now that's not supposed to happen

siderealglimmer

hopeless-eccentric

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

gayteensupreme

arts degrees r so funny because you go in class and theyre like What Is A Poem? we dont know for sure... and then moral of the story is we don't know what a poem is. and then the worst part of it is that theyre right

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#made me giggle at work

monkeysky

Minotaur is not a species

The Minotaur was named that because he was the son of King Minos. Anyone with a bull head has to be named after their dad, like the Kyletaur or something.

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wintersoldierfell

hang on i gotta google something

supreme-leader-stoat

I am so sorry.

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