Will: hey babe, hypothetically, if I died, would you get married again?
Nico: uh, hypothetically, I wouldn't let you die
Will: but what if it was out of your control, like cancer or something?
Nico: mm, then hypothetically, I'd march down to hell and drag you back.
Will: aww, wait- how'd you know I'd go to hell?
Nico: have you seen yourself?? Your the most crazy insane psychopath, that's why I love you










