Snape is very girlcoded because a girl can be super angry with her friend and not speak for years and the relationship can be a total mess, but I’m telling you, if someone kills her one day, that guy better start running because you’re going to plot the biggest, slowest revenge ever and work on ruining him until the day you die and at the same time her husband’s life doesn’t matter at all, because what girl cares about her friend’s husband? He’s literally the worst NPC ever, we don’t care about some random guy.
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Hogwarts Security Issues: The Safest Place? Really?
"Hogwarts is the safest place there is."—Allegedly.
✔ This quote (or a close version of it) comes from Hagrid, who says:
“Hogwarts is the safest place in the world for something like the Philosopher’s Stone, apart from Gringotts.”
📌 Dumbledore indirectly supports this claim, as he is the one who allows the Stone to be kept there under school protection.
But oh, darling. The irony. The Golden Trio? They lived through all of this—year after year, chaos after chaos—and still got homework assigned like none of it ever happened.
🧱 YEAR 1: PHILOSOPHER'S STONE & TROLLS
A fully grown mountain troll breaks into the dungeons during a feast. No alarms. Just vibes.
Three eleven-year-olds sneak past every enchantment protecting the Philosopher’s Stone.
Quirrell, possessed by Voldemort, was teaching all year. No one noticed the face on the back of his head.
Hogwarts’ response? "Ten points to Gryffindor."
🐍 YEAR 2: THE BASILISK IN THE DRAINS
A basilisk has been slithering through the plumbing.
Several students are petrified, and still no evacuation plan is activated.
Myrtle was killed decades ago, and no one thought to check the bathrooms?
Oh, and the Heir of Slytherin was allegedly back—but no adult investigated seriously.
Hogwarts security: "Let’s ask the cat."
🐺 YEAR 3: WEREWOLF PROFESSOR & DEMENTORS
Remus Lupin, a werewolf, is hired as DADA professor—without telling a single student.
The only safeguard? Wolfsbane Potion, brewed exclusively by Severus Snape. One missed dose? Chaos.
When Lupin transforms unexpectedly, it is Severus who steps between the children and danger:
"Get behind me, Potter."
And yet, he’s branded the bitter one.
Meanwhile, Dementors—soul-sucking wraiths—hover freely around the school.
Sirius Black, an escaped convict, sneaks into the castle multiple times. Once even into the dormitories.
🌳 The WHOMPING WILLOW Issue
Planted specifically for Remus Lupin to access the Shrieking Shack during full moons.
The tree is sentient and violent—can literally kill a child in passing.
There is no protective barrier around it.
Only a secret knot can calm it—and yet students are never taught this.
It’s framed as a quirky landmark, when in truth it’s a hazardous liability.
🧪 SEVERUS SNAPE: The Unsung Safety Net
Brewed Wolfsbane every month—flawlessly.
Protected students even when he despised some of them.
Risked his life to shield the Trio from a raging werewolf. He literally puts himself between the children and a charging werewolf, even though:
‣ He hates Harry.
‣ He despises Sirius.
‣ And has massive trauma from being nearly killed by Lupin once during a "prank."
And yet. He still protects them.
Dumbledore: “Severus, please be civil.”
Severus: “CIVIL? I JUST FOUGHT A WEREWOLF FOR YOUR CHOSEN CHILD.”
(🪧 Me in the background holding a sign that says: “Give the man a raise or a new spine, he’s carrying the whole plot.” You can hold the backup sign. It says: “I just watched him fight a werewolf in pressed robes—PAY HIM.” 😤)
Knew the truth about the Marauders’ past, the Map, Lupin’s condition—and still kept silent.
Endured mockery and suspicion, but always acted when it mattered.
Hogwarts would have collapsed into a heap of magical malpractice without him.
🐉 YEAR 4: THE TRIWIZARD DISASTER
Harry is forced into a lethal tournament through magical coercion.
Students have died in this contest historically, yet it's brought back for funsies.
Children fight dragons, swim with grindylows, and nearly die in a hedge maze.
Ends with Voldemort's return and the murder of Cedric Diggory. No reparations offered.
🧠 YEAR 5: TORTURE IN THE CLASSROOM
The Ministry places Dolores Umbridge at Hogwarts—who literally tortures children with quills that carve words into skin.
Teachers are aware. Nothing is done.
Dumbledore ghosts Harry for an entire year to “protect him emotionally.”
Ministry interference, student trauma, and no adult protection. Gold star for Gryffindor trauma.
💔 YEAR 6: DRACO'S CLOSET OF DOOM
Draco secretly repairs a Vanishing Cabinet to let Death Eaters into the school.
Katie Bell is cursed by a necklace. Ron is poisoned. Multiple near-deaths.
The grand finale? Dumbledore dies on the Astronomy Tower. Iconic, but preventable.
💥 YEAR 7: DEATH EATER BOARDING SCHOOL
Hogwarts becomes a military regime.
Carrows torture students in class.
Neville leads a resistance movement from within the school.
Snape, as Headmaster, walks a tightrope of silent resistance, but it's still a war zone.
"Hogwarts is safe"—If you're the Chosen One. Maybe. 😂
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Before we venture further into Hogwarts' ever-growing list of structural curiosities and magical oversights, my next post will take a detour into one particularly absurd contradiction: how Sirius Black managed to infiltrate Hogwarts with ease, while several powerful ex-students turned Death Eaters couldn’t do the same.
✨ Stay tuned for: Sirius Black Vs The Wards: Why Death Eaters Weren’t Invited To Tea
trust me when i say it's not shyness that's holding me back, i'm just busy. anyway here is my snape (snily? snape's guilt complex?) web weave. i put a lot of thought into the order of these images, i hope it comes through lol
hermann warm, concept drawing for the cabinet of dr. caligari / andrew wyeth, the attic / andrew wyeth, her room / louise glück, "october" / klara kristalova, the catastrophe / jenny holzer, the living series / orchestral manoeuvers in the dark, "the new stone age" / leon spilliaert, alone / fritz eichenberg, illustration from wuthering heights / leonard cohen, "dress rehearsal rag" / tumblr user @/filmnoirsbian / ellen thesleff, the echo / louise glück, "matins" / simon and garfunkel, "kathy's song" / hsieh tong-liang, cannot let go / bob dylan, "simple twist of fate" / andrew wyeth, wind from the sea / andrew wyeth, the witching hour / pj harvey, "silence" / remedios varo, insomnio i / daniel rossen, "the last one" / gwen raverat, the princess in the churchyard / diane di prima, revolutionary letters / sad lovers and giants, "a map of my world" / marina abramovic, ladder / kim daehyun, i want and i don't want / daniel rossen, "the last one" (again) / ghost quartet, "usher pt. 3" / emily lacour, as high as the sky / anne sexton, a self-portrait in letters
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