Hogwarts Security Issues: The Safest Place? Really?
"Hogwarts is the safest place there is."âAllegedly.
â This quote (or a close version of it) comes from Hagrid, who says:
âHogwarts is the safest place in the world for something like the Philosopherâs Stone, apart from Gringotts.â
đ Dumbledore indirectly supports this claim, as he is the one who allows the Stone to be kept there under school protection.
But oh, darling. The irony. The Golden Trio? They lived through all of thisâyear after year, chaos after chaosâand still got homework assigned like none of it ever happened.
𧱠YEAR 1: PHILOSOPHER'S STONE & TROLLS
A fully grown mountain troll breaks into the dungeons during a feast. No alarms. Just vibes.
Three eleven-year-olds sneak past every enchantment protecting the Philosopherâs Stone.
Quirrell, possessed by Voldemort, was teaching all year. No one noticed the face on the back of his head.
Hogwartsâ response? "Ten points to Gryffindor."
đ YEAR 2: THE BASILISK IN THE DRAINS
A basilisk has been slithering through the plumbing.
Several students are petrified, and still no evacuation plan is activated.
Myrtle was killed decades ago, and no one thought to check the bathrooms?
Oh, and the Heir of Slytherin was allegedly backâbut no adult investigated seriously.
Hogwarts security: "Letâs ask the cat."
đș YEAR 3: WEREWOLF PROFESSOR & DEMENTORS
Remus Lupin, a werewolf, is hired as DADA professorâwithout telling a single student.
The only safeguard? Wolfsbane Potion, brewed exclusively by Severus Snape. One missed dose? Chaos.
When Lupin transforms unexpectedly, it is Severus who steps between the children and danger:
"Get behind me, Potter."
And yet, heâs branded the bitter one.
Meanwhile, Dementorsâsoul-sucking wraithsâhover freely around the school.
Sirius Black, an escaped convict, sneaks into the castle multiple times. Once even into the dormitories.
đł The WHOMPING WILLOW Issue
Planted specifically for Remus Lupin to access the Shrieking Shack during full moons.
The tree is sentient and violentâcan literally kill a child in passing.
There is no protective barrier around it.
Only a secret knot can calm itâand yet students are never taught this.
Itâs framed as a quirky landmark, when in truth itâs a hazardous liability.
đ§Ș SEVERUS SNAPE: The Unsung Safety Net
Brewed Wolfsbane every monthâflawlessly.
Protected students even when he despised some of them.
Risked his life to shield the Trio from a raging werewolf. He literally puts himself between the children and a charging werewolf, even though:
⣠He hates Harry.
⣠He despises Sirius.
⣠And has massive trauma from being nearly killed by Lupin once during a "prank."
And yet. He still protects them.
Dumbledore: âSeverus, please be civil.â
Severus: âCIVIL? I JUST FOUGHT A WEREWOLF FOR YOUR CHOSEN CHILD.â
(đȘ§ Me in the background holding a sign that says: âGive the man a raise or a new spine, heâs carrying the whole plot.â You can hold the backup sign. It says: âI just watched him fight a werewolf in pressed robesâPAY HIM.â đ€)
Knew the truth about the Maraudersâ past, the Map, Lupinâs conditionâand still kept silent.
Endured mockery and suspicion, but always acted when it mattered.
Hogwarts would have collapsed into a heap of magical malpractice without him.
đ YEAR 4: THE TRIWIZARD DISASTER
Harry is forced into a lethal tournament through magical coercion.
Students have died in this contest historically, yet it's brought back for funsies.
Children fight dragons, swim with grindylows, and nearly die in a hedge maze.
Ends with Voldemort's return and the murder of Cedric Diggory. No reparations offered.
đ§ YEAR 5: TORTURE IN THE CLASSROOM
The Ministry places Dolores Umbridge at Hogwartsâwho literally tortures children with quills that carve words into skin.
Teachers are aware. Nothing is done.
Dumbledore ghosts Harry for an entire year to âprotect him emotionally.â
Ministry interference, student trauma, and no adult protection. Gold star for Gryffindor trauma.
đ YEAR 6: DRACO'S CLOSET OF DOOM
Draco secretly repairs a Vanishing Cabinet to let Death Eaters into the school.
Katie Bell is cursed by a necklace. Ron is poisoned. Multiple near-deaths.
The grand finale? Dumbledore dies on the Astronomy Tower. Iconic, but preventable.
đ„ YEAR 7: DEATH EATER BOARDING SCHOOL
Hogwarts becomes a military regime.
Carrows torture students in class.
Neville leads a resistance movement from within the school.
Snape, as Headmaster, walks a tightrope of silent resistance, but it's still a war zone.
"Hogwarts is safe"âIf you're the Chosen One. Maybe. đ
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Before we venture further into Hogwarts' ever-growing list of structural curiosities and magical oversights, my next post will take a detour into one particularly absurd contradiction: how Sirius Black managed to infiltrate Hogwarts with ease, while several powerful ex-students turned Death Eaters couldnât do the same.
âš Stay tuned for: Sirius Black Vs The Wards: Why Death Eaters Werenât Invited To Tea
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His father was an alcoholic, who disliked magic, much like the Dursleyâs. He spent all Eileenâs (Severusâ mother) money on alcohol, then he would come home and take his anger out on his son. Nobody would stand up for him, and his mother couldnât do a lot. She was weak and overpowered by her husband.
Then he met Lily, and all was well, sort of. He could spend a lot of time with her, away from his own home life, playing like normal eight year olds should. Not being terrified of his father, scared to set foot back in his own house. But Eileen didn't think to leave her husband. It was frowned upon. And she had married a muggle. She would never be completely accepted back in the magical world, not with a half blood son anyway.
Then, Sev and Lily went to Hogwarts. James Potter happened. He liked Lily and hated Severus. The marauders tortured Snape. Need I say more? James sexually assaulted Severus, they stripped him against his own will. Sirius almost got him killed on a full moon, by sending him after Remus. And it is this reason people think James is oh so great. They hexed him and cursed him into oblivion, and he accidentally called Lily a mudblood when he was angry and distressed. Then he had nobody, besides the older Slytherins, who were all undoubtedly Deatheaters.
When Severus went to adults about the bullies nobody would listen. They dismissed them off as pranks and sent him back to an abusive home on numerous occasions, and shortly after Severus joined school, his mother passed away, (he was sure his mother was murdered) he was at the mercy of his father. So with nobody there to help him through everything that he was feeling, he got mixed in with the wrong crowd and bitterly regretted for the rest of his life, spending it as a pawn, which is the exact opposite of what he wanted. But he did it for Lily. He made two mistakes with her, calling her a Mudblood and then telling the Dark Lord of the prophecy. He spent his entire life devoted to protecting her son.
Snape wasn't evil. He was a hurt lost little boy with nobody to help him.Â
