Feb 21, 2023
me: there was a miscommunication when making the grocery list. you can agree that's what happened, right, [husband]?
husband, to the kids: mommy fucked up.
me: *dies laughing*
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me: there was a miscommunication when making the grocery list. you can agree that's what happened, right, [husband]?
husband, to the kids: mommy fucked up.
me: *dies laughing*
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I am embarrassed to say the first pictures I’ve taken at the court for her varsity season are during the playoffs. I also didn’t do the first day of school or the first game. The season has flown by and I’ve been living in the moment. Actually, I’ve just been scrambling to keep up! #volleyballlife #smhs #smhsvolleyball #volleyballmom #badmom (at Peachtree City, Georgia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CU99PYLgRPq/?utm_medium=tumblr
Last concert for the seniors. 😭😊 And it was a spectacular one. Mr Kufchak is so talented and does an amazing job with the kids every year! #starrsmill #orchestrakids #starrsmillorchestra #smhs (at Starr's Mill High School) https://www.instagram.com/p/CPCNl5RDK4G/?utm_medium=tumblr
Husband: Can you scritch my scalp or rub my back to help me fall asleep? It’s comforting to me to have your hand or arm or back pressed against my skin.
Me: *moves my leg so my knee is pressed against his butt*
Husband: That... is NOT one of the things I listed...
Husband: Since you started therapy, do you think your writing quality has gotten better?
Me: Yeah, because I’m not using it as an escape tool any more. I’m able to focus more on how I want it to come out.
Husband: Oh, like a big poop?
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Part 2 School Interview Coming Soon #SMHS 🤣 Yall Ready SPAM " @carl2funny 🤣🤣🤣" If Ready #justhatwildboi#viralvideos#skits#funnies #homiesbelike #interview#questionaire #socialmedia#trending#parodies#wolphstarr#comedy#networkmarketing https://www.instagram.com/p/B3as9C6pnIg/?igshid=1mytxy8voiay9
Husband: You good, babe?
Me: *flips him off*
Husband: That’s not an answer. I was just looking for a status update.
Me: If you want a fucking status update, look at FaceBook.
Husband: *scrolls through FaceBook for a few seconds* Oh, you’re just tired and ugly.
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