#smfh.

eddie saying he should have been there... and he’s right, like always. he should have been there‼️ to make this whole storyline much more tolerable, at the very least.

they seriously need to invent a cure for getting home from work and being so so sleepy

Yes, I do think for you to be worthy of getting Capitano's hand in marriage, you have to go a little insane in both his presence and absence. If you're not obsessed with him and constantly recontextualising your life for him, you don't deserve him.

If you want to ship Ellen with Orlok then just do that and shut the fuck up ffs. Who is stopping you from romanticising their relationship? Nobody. If people talking about the grooming and rape in their dynamic is bothering you then that's a you problem. “I love dark monster/demon lover romance!” until you've to actually acknowledge what makes the monster a monster lmao.