#skyscream3112

In a similar vein, whom could you leave alone for an hour and who could you never because if you do *something* is going to go down and you’ll be spending days afterwards dealing with it?

im going to be perfectly honest i dont think i trust anyone in Aquarium Gravel with a gun. not even Navigator. like, Nav is close to being trustworthy, but if Nav has a gun then Sapphire is probably going to take it from him and Sapphire with a gun is a nightmare in the making. Fiv with a gun is Nightmare 2: Somehow It Got Worse

wait, no, i changed my mind, i trust Vintage with a gun. i probably shouldn't but oh goddamnit nevermind i just walked straight into an "angel with a shotgun" joke

as for the second question, uh. well. okay lemme just rank aquagrav individually:

HENRY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HENRY: . . .

sky that introduces so many problems and also my favourite thing ever

first of all, the actual palanauts as a whole are the standard -100/10 because we don’t fight our friends. the evil palanauts though:

capitalist jorb:

yes. god yes we’d fight capitalist jorb. in fact we’ve been waiting for this opportunity, biding our time until someone gives us an excuse to launch the missiles. we’re going to throw down with capitalist jorb, the bastard’s days are numbered. 15/10.

tumblr sexyman michael, who you didn’t ask about but is part of the trio:

yeah we guess. mostly because he’s standing between us and the tumblr sexyman spotlight and having an alex as a tumblr sexyman would be pretty cool. we assume he’s a master of tactics like regular michael so we’d probably have to catch him off-guard with the same “you’re alright looking” tactic, but he’s shankable. 8/10.

mathonweys:

“Dream” needed information, needed to find where Tommy was. If there’s one thing that a Dreamon can do it’s turn people’s minds against them. Just a little application of power in just the wrong ways for a little bit of amplification of everything and the careful and drawn out breaking of his leg and you’ve got pain echoing all around his body in ways that honestly shouldn’t be, brought on by his own mind as he thinks of what else is/isn’t being done, you’ve got terrors of what more may come as “Dream” tells him that he can bring forth more and his mind fills in the rest, moments of calm where his head is messed with and twisted around as best as can be managed in this little moment if only for prying out further torments. All the more comes.

If it had all been “real” Tubbo would have been broken and dead many times over, if it had been something physical then there would have been an entirely different war that Dream would have to fight in that moment. Tubbo mercifully walks out with a limp and a fogged head as a sign of “mercy”, the true terrors of what happened only coming forth in his nightmares. For Tubbo perhapse this is all the worse than believing he’d simply given up the information after only a broken leg.