#skreem

written by Paul Grist art by Andrea Di Vito, Le Beau Underwood, & Nolan Woodard

Written by Paul Grist

I HEAR YOU, DOTTY! I am so sick of murky skies too!

By The Bratty Rattery

not to be dramatic but i’d die for ketchup

SKREEM is an excellent bard, if he does say so himself. He’s mastered LUTE, which involves smashing it into people he doesn’t like while making heavy skree noises, the song of his people. He’s mastered FLUTE, which involves smashing it into people he sort of likes while making affectionate skree noises and speaking to them in goblin. And he’s mastered DRUM which he puts down lovingly and then uses as a trampoline to headbutt people in barfights. That’s his favourite instrument. His strongest stat is charisma with a +6. Fuckin try it, punk. 

Art by R.B. Silva and David Curiel