#shitpost archive

good morning to everyone but especially ao3 user screaming_crying_throwing_up, who wrote a smutfic about British royal Kate Middleton, Princess of Wales and wife of the heir to the British throne, and ‘The Unknown’, the AI-generated villain in a scammy Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience that not only involves the two getting it on in the walls of the chocolate factory in a liaison technically funded by Kate’s husband, Prince William, but also includes the remarkable sentence:

“will you put your willy in my chocolate factory?”

Part 1

Ultimate Imposter getting into character and inevitably making that person’s outfit/hair/makeup look cuntier.

Ship Dynamic - yes

DR characters as intrusive thoughts in my notes app: Part 1

(Exposing myself. Trust me, I’m all over the place)